I'd want nearly all bats in return for Johan. They're a little less combustible than arms. I would also want 4 players. 3 bats, 1 arm. Something like an Upton (top-tier) / Braun (top-tier) / Votto (mid-tier) / Bills (live/projectable arm). That still may be a little light.
In my fridge: Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout (KBS), Central Waters Peruvian Morning, Bell's Batch 10,000, Dale's Pale Ale, Capital Brewery Amber, New Glarus Moon Man, and Guinness.