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Postby bigh0rt » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:19 pm

what exactly is this person doing...? :-?
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Re: Start Talking Before They Start Drinking

Postby Coppermine » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:58 pm

You shot who in the what now?
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Re: Start Talking Before They Start Drinking

Postby Shadow of the Sun* » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:17 pm

bigh0rt wrote:what exactly is this person doing...? :-?
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Amateurs...
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Re: Start Talking Before They Start Drinking

Postby Danger » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:13 am

She's def on some shrooms.
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Re: Start Talking Before They Start Drinking

Postby byfrcp » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:36 am

wtf is in her hands?
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Re: Start Talking Before They Start Drinking

Postby orange12 » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:58 am

"bong hits for jesus" put into practice??
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Re: Start Talking Before They Start Drinking

Postby byfrcp » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:03 am

Nvm I just realized it was a martini glass.
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Re: Start Talking Before They Start Drinking

Postby Coppermine » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:03 am

Just to clarify, originally I saw no picture. Nothing, nada. That's because I have the essential Firefox extension AdBlock Plus (filtered to allow FBC banners through, of course :-D ). Ironically, turning off AdBlock shows, agast, an advertisement from, none other, than the good old "ad council," one of my favorite, misinformed public service announcement non-profit organizations.

Before I say anything, I'd just like to point out that the Ad Council is responsible for the ads, up to and including the 21st century, that depict "stoners" (aka, weed smokers) as violent and irrational. Whether or not they're irrational is up to debate, as I'd argue they're too busy eating Doritos to be rational or irrational, but violent I would argue they are not. But I digress.

And, as for my opinion, my suggestion would be to take the picture and replace the caption with something to the effect of "Pippy Drunkstockings" or "Wendy's: Home of the Bathtub Martini."
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Re: Start Talking Before They Start Drinking

Postby theclefe » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:25 am

I was hoping this thread was advice supported by science, telling us to talk to a girl before she gets drunk so you'll be on her mind later. I don't know if that would work though. That's why I need the science...
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Re: Start Talking Before They Start Drinking

Postby Coppermine » Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:56 am

theclefe wrote:I was hoping this thread was advice supported by science, telling us to talk to a girl before she gets drunk so you'll be on her mind later. I don't know if that would work though. That's why I need the science...


For that I'd just go with roofies
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