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Postby Bukoski77 » Wed Feb 04, 2004 1:19 am

During trade talks that go on and on and on..................... with that guy you know in your internet league but have never met face to face..............


I was discussing possibilities for a multi player trade. He wanted a pitcher I wasnt willing to give him. I replied with " I can offer up my Colon if you want it, but otherwise we're not at the same level". :-P

That owner promptly infromed the entire league, paraphraseing me, that I was serious enough about trades to give up my colon if it would make the deal work. :-o

Its funny, but now I really got to get him back. :~(

For the record I was referring to Bartolo Colon :-/
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Postby LBJackal » Wed Feb 04, 2004 1:25 am

In one of my basketball leagues, actually only a few days ago, one owner, when I asked what he needed, replied via YIM:

"I need ass"

Talk about a failed attempt at brevity :-D
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Postby Madison » Wed Feb 04, 2004 2:10 am

Lmao! :-D

A thread about Colon and ass (a SS) that doesn't have to get locked or deleted. Lmao! :-b
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Postby kentx12 » Wed Feb 04, 2004 10:51 am

LBJackal wrote:In one of my basketball leagues, actually only a few days ago, one owner, when I asked what he needed, replied via YIM:

"I need ass"

Talk about a failed attempt at brevity :-D



It took me a minute but when I got it lmao :*)
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Wed Feb 04, 2004 3:26 pm

huh...wh y does he need a bu......oh, i just got it. thats areally good one ;-D

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Postby Brokentusks9 » Wed Feb 04, 2004 10:41 pm

HAHAHAAHA Fantastic. :-D
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Postby cwebb » Sun Feb 08, 2004 2:31 pm

Everybody needs ass
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Postby Mercer Boy » Sun Feb 08, 2004 7:38 pm

LBJackal wrote:In one of my basketball leagues, actually only a few days ago, one owner, when I asked what he needed, replied via YIM:

"I need ass"

Talk about a failed attempt at brevity :-D


Good thing you weren't talking to me...I refer to Aramis Ramirez as "Ass Ramirez (because when he played for the Pirates he mainly sucked ass). I'd think you were wanting a horribly defensive third baseman. :-B
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Feb 10, 2004 4:18 am

Mercer Boy wrote:Good thing you weren't talking to me...I refer to Aramis Ramirez as "Ass Ramirez (because when he played for the Pirates he mainly sucked ass). I'd think you were wanting a horribly defensive third baseman. :-B


Nice to have him on the North Side...... ;-D
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