During trade talks that go on and on and on..................... with that guy you know in your internet league but have never met face to face..............
I was discussing possibilities for a multi player trade. He wanted a pitcher I wasnt willing to give him. I replied with " I can offer up my Colon if you want it, but otherwise we're not at the same level".
That owner promptly infromed the entire league, paraphraseing me, that I was serious enough about trades to give up my colon if it would make the deal work.
Its funny, but now I really got to get him back.
For the record I was referring to Bartolo Colon
"Son we would like to keep you around here but were trying to win a pennant this year."
A thread about Colon and ass (a SS) that doesn't have to get locked or deleted. Lmao!
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
LBJackal wrote:In one of my basketball leagues, actually only a few days ago, one owner, when I asked what he needed, replied via YIM:
"I need ass"
Talk about a failed attempt at brevity
Good thing you weren't talking to me...I refer to Aramis Ramirez as "Ass Ramirez (because when he played for the Pirates he mainly sucked ass). I'd think you were wanting a horribly defensive third baseman.
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Mercer Boy wrote:Good thing you weren't talking to me...I refer to Aramis Ramirez as "Ass Ramirez (because when he played for the Pirates he mainly sucked ass). I'd think you were wanting a horribly defensive third baseman.
Nice to have him on the North Side......
[b]Useless Trivia of the day[/b]
England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.