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Postby trevisc » Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:58 am

Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."

The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven."

"What's the bad news?"

"The bad news is that you're pitching on Wednesday."
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Postby Madison » Tue Feb 03, 2004 12:01 pm

Lol. :-b
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Postby ensanimal » Tue Feb 03, 2004 12:41 pm

DOH!
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Feb 03, 2004 5:21 pm

Sweet ;-D
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:17 pm

lmao

now, the real question...is there fantasy baseball in heaven :-]
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Postby la dodgers » Sun Feb 08, 2004 11:01 pm

if i was pitching in heven or be all old and stuff id rather be pitchen in heven but ya thats great
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Postby Andy1234 » Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:54 am

Sox FANatic001 wrote:lmao

now, the real question...is there fantasy baseball in heaven :-]

There has to be, what else are the people who aren't playing going to do to kill time?
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Feb 10, 2004 4:22 am

Andy1234 wrote:
Sox FANatic001 wrote:lmao

now, the real question...is there fantasy baseball in heaven :-]

There has to be, what else are the people who aren't playing going to do to kill time?



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