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A Scottish Man Goes to a game

Postby trevisc » Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:55 am

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.

A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whisper, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"
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Postby Madison » Tue Feb 03, 2004 12:00 pm

An oldie but a goodie. :-D
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Feb 03, 2004 5:24 pm

I had never heard that. It is very funny.
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:56 pm

i like it ;-D
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Postby Andy1234 » Sun Feb 08, 2004 3:48 pm

First time for me as well, LMAO
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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Mon Feb 09, 2004 5:27 pm

now thats a funny funny joke - my friends will be hearing it soon enough.
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Feb 10, 2004 4:50 am

Madison wrote:An oldie but a goodie. :-D


Classic..... ;-D
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