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Postby kentx12 » Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:30 pm

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that
visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got
off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how
she was going to make it home.

She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought
about her situation.

She finally remembered her dad's advice that if she
got caught in a blizzard, she would wait for a snow
plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not
get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much
better and sure enough in a little while, a snow plow
went by, and she started to follow it.

As she followed the snow plow, she was feeling very
smug as they continued, and she was not having any
problem with the blizzard conditions.

After quite sometime had passed, she was somewhat
surprised when the snow plow stopped and the driver
got out and came back to her car and signaled her to
roll down her window.

The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all
right, as she had been following him for a long time.
She said that she was fine and told him of her dad's
advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a
blizzard.

The driver replied that it was OK with him, and she
could continue if she wanted ... but he was done with
the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Target next.
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Postby wrveres » Tue Feb 03, 2004 4:05 am

LOL ;-D
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Postby swingaway » Tue Feb 03, 2004 7:22 am

funny joke
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Postby Madison » Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:33 am

Ha Ha! :-B
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby trevisc » Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:47 am

haha..cute
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:08 pm

HA!

stupid blonde :-b
Lets Go patsox!

yay! sox win!!!
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Postby Andy1234 » Mon Feb 09, 2004 12:47 pm

Good one
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Feb 10, 2004 4:34 am

LOL.... ;-D
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