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Postby kentx12 » Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:23 pm

Why Rednecks Are Not Paramedics

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
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Postby wrveres » Tue Feb 03, 2004 4:06 am

LOL .. :-D
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Postby swingaway » Tue Feb 03, 2004 7:19 am

LOL a yet but simple joke a 4 year old can follow
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Postby Madison » Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:32 am

Definitely dead now. Lol. :-D
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
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Yes doctor, an army is forming.
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby trevisc » Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:47 am

hahaha..

I can't believe I missed all these jokes!

stupid cookies
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Postby KPucks » Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:24 pm

come on now, rednecks don't have cell phones
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Postby Madison » Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:40 pm

KPucks wrote:come on now, rednecks don't have cell phones


Lmao! :-D
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:16 pm

wow...cant breath i'm laughing so hard right now.

thats amazing :-b :-b :-b :-b :-b :-b :-b :-b :-b :-b
Lets Go patsox!

yay! sox win!!!
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