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Postby kentx12 » Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:20 pm

o buddies, George and Terry, are getting very drunk at a bar when
suddenly Terry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Carolyn will kill
me!"

George says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket,
tell Carolyn that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for
the dry cleaning bill."

So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually
Terry rolls into home and Carolyn starts to give him a bad time. "You
reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're
disgusting!"

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Terry says, "Nowainaminit, I
can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla
drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me... he had one too many and
he juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me
twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"

Caro! lyn looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks."

"Oh, yeah...I almos' fergot, he messed in my pants, too.
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Postby wrveres » Tue Feb 03, 2004 4:08 am

thats sick .......... :-o
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Postby swingaway » Tue Feb 03, 2004 7:17 am

buh that is nasty :-o
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Postby Madison » Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:31 am

Yuck! :-P
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby trevisc » Tue Feb 03, 2004 11:45 am

oh man..that's disgusting!
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Postby ensanimal » Tue Feb 03, 2004 12:36 pm

hee hee
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