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Postby bigh0rt » Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:20 am

The World’s Foremost Mentalist, The Amazing Kreskin, has offered his unparalleled mental abilities to the struggling New York Mets in an effort to help them break out of their current slump.

In a letter to Jay Horwitz, the Mets’ Vice President of Media Relations, Kreskin offered to meet with the team as a group, where he would train and condition them mentally using a technique that would relieve them of the negative impacts the losses have exacted, thereby improving their playing and leading to success on the field.

Although Mr. Horwitz has not indicated whether or not the team requires his assistance, Kreskin, a life-long baseball fan, insists his offer remains open so long as The Mets continue their losing ways.

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Re: This is what it's come to...

Postby Amazinz » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:25 pm

Delcos wrote in his blog yesterday that Ollie was watching Rambo (no joke) in preparation for his game. I'd better dollars to donuts that Rambo is far more therapeutic than Kreskin. :D
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