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Postby DudeLaw » Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:30 pm

When did Travis Hafner decide to suck and play once every 3rd game? Did i miss something, did he have an operation or is he just garbage? :t
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Re: Travis Hafner sex change?

Postby nutjobs » Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:39 pm

DudeLaw wrote:Hey Guys,

When did Travis Hafner decide to suck and play once every 3rd game? Did i miss something, did he have an operation or is he just garbage?

i think once he starts to play everyday he'll pick it up at the plate or vice versa.
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Re: Travis Hafner sex change?

Postby ScarletP » Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:25 pm

Hmmm, looking at Hafner's game log, he missed a game on the 14th (@ FLA, no DH) and had one pinch-hit appearance on the 10th. Other than that he's played every game in the last month. But you can go ahead and blame his new vagina as the reason he doesn't appear in 162 games this year. :?
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Re: Travis Hafner sex change?

Postby superslugger616 » Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:53 pm

ScarletP wrote:Hmmm, looking at Hafner's game log, he missed a game on the 14th (@ FLA, no DH) and had one pinch-hit appearance on the 10th. Other than that he's played every game in the last month. But you can go ahead and blame his new vagina as the reason he doesn't appear in 162 games this year. :?

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but seriously, if he's the monster everybody believes he is, they'd put him at 1st in interleague play. Two days off in 4 days :/
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Re: Travis Hafner sex change?

Postby Doughhead » Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:47 pm

I agree; there's no reason why Pronk shouldn't have been in there today.

1) It was a righty on the hill
2) The Indians offense had been scuffling a bit lately
3) He had already had some time off recently because of Interleague play
4) He's a DH, so he really should be good to go 162 time a year

I guess Wedge was just giving him a day off to try to let him regroup and bring something when he gets back. I don't know if that kind of thing works, but managers seem to try it a lot. I also don't know if there has been a drastic anotomical change to Hafner, as proposed here by the original poster; but I sure hope Hafner gets back to his old self in the second half and proves once and for all that he's "all man."
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Re: Travis Hafner sex change?

Postby superslugger616 » Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:07 pm

I also don't like him hitting in the 5 hole. He should stay in the 3.
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Re: Travis Hafner sex change?

Postby wingman3110 » Sun Jun 17, 2007 7:45 pm

Um guys if you would have seen Hafner play 1st base on Tuesday against Florida wouldve known why he didnt start a couple of games.
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Re: Travis Hafner sex change?

Postby machine3 » Sun Jun 17, 2007 10:19 pm

I guess taking 4 swings and walking back to the dugout 4 times really takes it out of you. He should take the whole week off. :B
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Re: Travis Hafner sex change?

Postby charliebrown2 » Sun Jun 17, 2007 10:30 pm

and this guy was supposed to replace Teixeira, sigh
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Re: Travis Hafner sex change?

Postby BigZ38 » Sun Jun 17, 2007 11:37 pm

The bigger question is when did Hafner start hitting like he had a Kooch.
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