kaiser wrote:THAT LAST GUY IS A PHILLIE HOMER, AND DEFINATELY LOVES USING THE CAPS BUTTON ON HIS KEYBOARD.

Yeah I know that guy. He's the biggest Phillies fan I've ever come across. To give you an idea...he painted his house bright red, yes the entire house. All the rooms have bright red carpet with big white Ps in the middle. The walls are all red, the ceilings are still white last I saw. His furniture is all bright red and specially modified with big Ps all over them. His toliets are red and so are the bathroom tiles. His car is bright red and it has a custom horn that plays one of Harry Kalus' famous HR calls instead of the normal honk. He wears nothing but red clothes to work during the season. His favorite food is red jello. I could go on but you get the picture.
As far as I know he's not gay. If he is even his wife doesn't know.....Yeah I don't know how she puts up with living around all that red either. Oh he's also kicking my teams injury riddled butt in fantasy this year.