theclefe wrote:No one likes Man-hands Dorothy, huh? She was the leader, like Donatello, but no one ever bought his action figure. Must be a big sacrifice.
Dude, Leonardo was the leader; Donatello has sex with machinery.
It's in the song:
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)
If you're a battery, you're either working or you're dead....