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Which Golden Girl would you sleep with if you had to

Blanche (Rue Mcclanahan)
6
33%
Dorothy (Bea Arthur)
0
No votes
Rose (Betty White)
9
50%
Sophia (Estelle Getty)
3
17%
 
Total votes : 18

Postby ironman » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:40 pm

Absolutely Adequate wrote:Also, I chose Sophia. She was the youngest in real life, so I had to go with Getty.


That's what I was going to say.
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Postby teddy ballgame » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:38 pm

This thread is useless without pics. ;-7 O:-)
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Postby Yoda » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:56 pm

I would to see some skin before deciding.
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Postby Jimboozie » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:58 pm

Are the Golden Girls into golden showers? :-D

I'd take the chick with the green shirt on the right. She was the dumb one of the bunch, I'm sure it would be easy to talk her into doing wild things.

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Re: If you had to...

Postby theclefe » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:37 am

No one likes Man-hands Dorothy, huh? She was the leader, like Donatello, but no one ever bought his action figure. Must be a big sacrifice.
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Re: If you had to...

Postby Coppermine » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:41 am

theclefe wrote:No one likes Man-hands Dorothy, huh? She was the leader, like Donatello, but no one ever bought his action figure. Must be a big sacrifice.


Dude, Leonardo was the leader; Donatello has sex with machinery.

It's in the song:

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)
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Postby brewcrew4you » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:50 am

Coppermine wrote:
theclefe wrote:No one likes Man-hands Dorothy, huh? She was the leader, like Donatello, but no one ever bought his action figure. Must be a big sacrifice.


Dude, Leonardo was the leader; Donatello has sex with machinery.

It's in the song:

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)


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Re: If you had to...

Postby theclefe » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:55 am

Coppermine wrote:
theclefe wrote:No one likes Man-hands Dorothy, huh? She was the leader, like Donatello, but no one ever bought his action figure. Must be a big sacrifice.


Dude, Leonardo was the leader; Donatello has sex with machinery.

It's in the song:

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)


Oh man... you're right. What was I thinking? I guess I just remembered him being so smart... !+)
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Re: If you had to...

Postby Coppermine » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:58 am

theclefe wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
theclefe wrote:No one likes Man-hands Dorothy, huh? She was the leader, like Donatello, but no one ever bought his action figure. Must be a big sacrifice.


Dude, Leonardo was the leader; Donatello has sex with machinery.

It's in the song:

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)


Oh man... you're right. What was I thinking? I guess I just remembered him being so smart... !+)


Honest mistake. I think there was some behind-the-scenes rabble-rousing between Leonardo and Raphael over which one really gets to lead. I think Raphael was given the title Assistant Regional Manager which was later downgraded by Leonardo to Assistant to the Regional Manger.

Raphael was, understandably, bitter.

Donatello, meanwhile, was busy in his own sewer doing machines.
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Postby Snakes Gould » Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:48 pm

Lofunzo wrote:Definitely Rose. Blanche seems like a fine choice but no way am I getting an STD from an old broad.


hahahaha oh man. im going blanche myself
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