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Which Golden Girl would you sleep with if you had to

Blanche (Rue Mcclanahan)
6
33%
Dorothy (Bea Arthur)
0
No votes
Rose (Betty White)
9
50%
Sophia (Estelle Getty)
3
17%
 
Total votes : 18

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Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:00 am

for some reason i thought about this over the weekend. you can vote based on now or the show's heyday (not that it really matters)

Blanche - probably the hottest, lots of experience, probably blown out though too

Dorothy - possibly a man, could be a real tiger in the sack though

Rose - coy midwestern girl...might be able to talk her into some things that other girls wouldnt do just because she doesnt know any better

Sophia - old Italian woman...might have some tricks up her sleeve
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:02 am

That's no contest; and it's not like I haven't already taken plenty of time to consider this long and hard. While I think I'd like to sleep with Betty White, I know that if it came down to a choice I'd go with Blanche.
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Postby knapplc » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:12 am

You're a troubled man, Dan Lambskin. :-o
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:15 am

I just hope I don't end up being the only person who is taking this even semi-seriously :-o

Maybe its our generation.

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Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:17 am

Coppermine wrote:That's no contest; and it's not like I haven't already taken plenty of time to consider this long and hard. While I think I'd like to sleep with Betty White, I know that if it came down to a choice I'd go with Blanche.


that's what it came down to for me too.

since ACS cant vote i'm counting a vote for Dorothy for him
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:18 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Coppermine wrote:That's no contest; and it's not like I haven't already taken plenty of time to consider this long and hard. While I think I'd like to sleep with Betty White, I know that if it came down to a choice I'd go with Blanche.


that's what it came down to for me too.

since ACS cant vote i'm counting a vote for Dorothy for him


He'd definitely go for Dorothy; until she gets caught in his Jane Fonda.
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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:41 am

I've been watching a lot of the Golden Girls lately: I bought the series run for my girlfriend as a present and, given that it's her favorite show, we've been watching it a lot.

It's surprisingly funny at times.

Also, I chose Sophia. She was the youngest in real life, so I had to go with Getty.
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Postby Lofunzo » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:36 pm

Definitely Rose. Blanche seems like a fine choice but no way am I getting an STD from an old broad.
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:15 pm

knapplc wrote:You're a troubled man, Dan Lambskin. :-o


I'm sure he drives the "candy" van around the senior retirement homes. ;-D
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:17 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
knapplc wrote:You're a troubled man, Dan Lambskin. :-o


I'm sure he drives the "candy" van around the senior retirement homes. ;-D


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