Yogi's Commencement Speech to SLU Grads

[ironman]

Bah, I've never heard of a college campus that didn't have a horrible parking situation. Parking was literally miles away from our dorms and in the winter you'd walk across open fields with the wind blowing and you'd seriously rather kill yourself than go home or to class.

Same here. And whenever the school made plans for a new building, they have to wipe out some parking on campus. Which lots were the ones to go? Certainly not the faculty lots that had a permit to parking spot ratio of 1:1, but rather the student lots that had a ratio of 3:1.

Then again I can't complain too much. I went all four years of college owning no vehicle. Best decision I made.

[StlSluggers]

St. Louis University

Fixed.

[pokerplaya]

That's hilarious.

[Big Pimpin]

Is that really real?

[Dr. Duran Duran]

I could listen to him for hours at a time. Almost like Art Donovan is to football.

[sportsaddict]

St. Louis University

Fixed.

Oh I see, it was at SLU not Wash U.

Haha, I thought it was just Yogi Berra forgetting which school it was.

[brewcrew4you]

St. Louis University

Fixed.

Oh I see, it was at SLU not Wash U.

Haha, I thought it was just Yogi Berra forgetting which school it was.

Me too, thats (partly) what made it so funny