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Postby Yikes » Tue Jan 27, 2004 6:23 pm

[quote="lesgrant"]Chuck Finley getting beat up by his wife. I'm not sure he missed any games but still...

Although his wife [i]is [/i]pretty hot !+)[/quote]

it's amazing what a lot of makeup can do for a woman these days...
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:01 pm

Yikes wrote:
lesgrant wrote:Chuck Finley getting beat up by his wife. I'm not sure he missed any games but still...

Although his wife is pretty hot !+)


it's amazing what a lot of makeup can do for a woman these days...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/kitaen1.html


Ouch. Luckily, I still have images of her from the old Whitesnake video. ;-)
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Postby ntrdame316 » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:30 pm

Jay Witasick strained his elbow throwing out the trash. Thats funny.
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Postby TheYanks04 » Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:47 pm

ntrdame316 wrote:Jay Witasick strained his elbow throwing out the trash. Thats funny.



In the case of Witasik, that is quite prophetic in its meaning.
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Jan 27, 2004 10:15 pm

Apparently, he doesn't even know how to throw the trash. :-D
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Postby Madison » Wed Jan 28, 2004 1:17 am

Here's the spiders and glass thing:

Designated Hitter: Glenallen Hill (Blue Jays)
Went on the DL because of cuts suffered after smashing a glass table while dreaming he was being attacked by spiders ... anyway, that's his story, and he's sticking to it.



I still think Juan Gonzalez slipping a disk when bending over to tie his shoes was pretty bad.

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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby trevisc » Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:28 am

Yikes wrote:
lesgrant wrote:Chuck Finley getting beat up by his wife. I'm not sure he missed any games but still...

Although his wife is pretty hot !+)


it's amazing what a lot of makeup can do for a woman these days...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/kitaen1.html


and she accuses him of being a steroid user to boot!
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Postby lesgrant » Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:48 am

trevisc wrote:
Yikes wrote:
lesgrant wrote:Chuck Finley getting beat up by his wife. I'm not sure he missed any games but still...

Although his wife is pretty hot !+)


it's amazing what a lot of makeup can do for a woman these days...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/kitaen1.html


and she accuses him of being a steroid user to boot!


She was the one suffering from roid rage LMAO <img src=/forums/images/smiles/kiss.gif>
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Postby Mookie4ever » Wed Jan 28, 2004 11:46 am

I remember a Houston outfielder getting shot in the buttocks - the full story never came out but he was definitely running away.

And somebody else went on the DL after getting a testicle pinched by his cup.
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Postby DK » Wed Jan 28, 2004 11:48 am

Mookie4ever wrote:I remember a Houston outfielder getting shot in the buttocks - the full story never came out but he was definitely running away.

And somebody else went on the DL after getting a testicle pinched by his cup.


I just hope it wasn't the same guy. !+) Ouch!
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