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Postby Pedantic » Tue Jan 27, 2004 3:00 am

pmoston wrote:Bobby Ojeda cutting his finger off with hedge trimmers. There seems to be alot of ex Mets on this list.


Hedge trimmers. :-o Yet another good reason not to garden naked. ;-)
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Postby LBJackal » Tue Jan 27, 2004 3:09 am

BigLebowski wrote:Not that it's that stupid but a freak accident was Mike Lansings "sneeze that threw out his back".


I know somebody that threw out their hip while sneezing. LOL, I guess it's common.

One more that should be added, even though it's not a baseball injury, is Bill Gramatica getting severely injured from a field goal celebration.
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Jan 27, 2004 4:33 am

How about Henry Cotto getting bumped into in the locker room while he was cleaning his ear with a Q-tip and getting his eardrum punctured?
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Postby meglasco » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:08 am

Ron Gant breaking his leg while 4 wheeling comes to mind...also sunny bono crashing into a tree while snow skiing...wait...that has nothing to do with baseball sorry ;-D
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Postby trevisc » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:26 am

who was it that hurt themselves pretend Kung Fu fighting with their brother?
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Postby bell » Tue Jan 27, 2004 10:59 am

meglasco wrote:also sunny bono crashing into a tree while snow skiing...wait...that has nothing to do with baseball sorry ;-D

You're right. Not to mention he died as a result. :-t
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Postby Apex » Tue Jan 27, 2004 11:24 am

Who was the pitcher that cut himself on a plate glass window while dreaming about spiders and sleep walking at the same time?
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Postby DK » Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:06 pm

Wade Boggs broke his ribs pulling off his cowboy boots. !+)
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Jan 27, 2004 1:03 pm

We could make our own baseball Darwin awards. :-D
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Postby GotowarMissAgnes » Tue Jan 27, 2004 1:10 pm

Marty Cordova fell asleep in a tanning bed and got sunburned so bad he couldn't play.
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