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Postby jtbarr » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:16 pm

What does "piss hands" refer to?
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Postby pokerplaya » Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:52 pm

jtbarr wrote:What does "piss hands" refer to?


He allegedly pees on his hands to toughen them up for batting, rather then wear batting gloves.
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Postby Chicago RedSox » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:16 pm

pokerplaya wrote:
jtbarr wrote:What does "piss hands" refer to?


He allegedly pees on his hands to toughen them up for batting, rather then wear batting gloves.


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Postby jtbarr » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:11 pm

pokerplaya wrote:
jtbarr wrote:What does "piss hands" refer to?


He allegedly pees on his hands to toughen them up for batting, rather then wear batting gloves.



And if he can't go, do he ask other players to piss on his hands?

I picture him walking into a men's room and sidling up to someone who's about to go, and casually asking: "excuse me, I notice you're about to wizz in that toilet there. Would you mind if washed my hands in your piss? You know, nothing strange or perverted. For professional purposes, I assure you. Wait a minute. Where ya going? Don't you have to go anymore? Hello?"
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Postby BillyHallDisciple » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:58 pm

This thread seems to be gaining momentum, I predict it's gonna be around a while.
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Postby Coppermine » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:58 am

I once peed on my toes to get rid of my athlete's foot. I was in the shower by the way, it's not like I was at home watching TV in the living room and decided to whip it out and start whizzing on my feet. It didn't work. I had athlete's foot for two years. Seriously guys, it doesn't go away. Get some Lamisil or something, but avoid Tinactin; the "tough actin'" is John Madden's farts.
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