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Postby BillyHallDisciple » Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:12 pm

It just cracks me up. It's like dude, if it's sore then just say it's sore, what's with this fatigued business?
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Postby yankeekd25 » Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:25 pm

He's not being payed 28 mil to have sex, he's being payed 28 mil to pitch. Who cares about a strained groin. Live through it and pitch!
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Postby Biohazard1454 » Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:31 pm

This sucks. I was looking forward to his start on Monday. But I guess if you are going to miss a game due to injury, a fatigued groin is a good one. It just makes me wonder what he was doing after the game :-D
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Postby Spiegepj » Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:50 pm

I feel bad for all the people who bought tickets to the White Sox game. What a bummer
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Postby Northsider' » Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:04 pm

What an old man!!! He has been taking up a spot on my bench for the last F#@king month and just when i think that he is going to return to the starting rotation and actually earn all that money that the Yanks are payin him. He jerks off to hard the night before and "fatigues" his groin. I wonder if it is even worth keeping this guy around or should I drop his sorry old ass??
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Postby Amazing Oopah » Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:14 pm

darn it, too late to flip him for anything now.
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Postby soty » Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:17 pm

As a Red Sox fan I love to see this. It serves him right for getting that ridiculous contract. I had a feeling that he wasnt going to be the same "Rocket" he has been in years past and now I am convinced. If he is out for an extended period of time than you can put a fork in the Yanks and give us (Red Sox) the pennant now.
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Postby Chicago RedSox » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:30 pm

BillyHallDisciple wrote:What the hell is a "fatigued" groin? Does that mean his groin is tired?


Fatigued Groin is what happens to most guys when they get old. Usually the doc will prescribe some Viagra or Cialis and everything is fine.

I think everyone sort of expected this to happen to the Yankees. They really can't catch a break this year when it comes to pitching. I hope the Yankees put somekind of an out clause in that contract....
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Re: Clemens to Miss Series Against Chicago

Postby The Loveable Losers » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:29 am

Will Carroll said that a fatigued groin is the groin muscle equivalent to 'dead arm'. The muscle just doesn't have the normal power behind it and it's a bit sore.
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