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by **kentx12** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 12:30 pm

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?". The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral.

by **trevisc** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:49 pm

oh man!

that's brutal!

I like it!

hahaha

by **eftda** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 3:13 pm

lol!

nice joke ;-D

by **cwebb** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 3:38 pm

Joke? I think that's a true story. One of many ways our women try to sabotage sports events...

by **denvermax** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 4:32 pm

lol, funny

by **Brokentusks9** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 5:43 pm

cwebb wrote:Joke? I think that's a true story. One of many ways our women try to sabotage sports events...

*shakes my fist* :-[

How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There's a clock on the oven.

;-)

by **kentx12** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 6:13 pm

Brokentusks9 wrote:
cwebb wrote:Joke? I think that's a true story. One of many ways our women try to sabotage sports events...

*shakes my fist*

How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There's a clock on the oven.

That was wrong. Funny though ;-D