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The Lifesaver Study

Postby StlSluggers » Tue May 29, 2007 9:48 am

A Teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.

The children began to say:

"Red............cherry,"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green...lime,"

" Orange .......orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.

After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're ass holes!"
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Wrong Forum!

Postby WebHamster » Tue May 29, 2007 9:57 am

No spittin', no swearin', no instigatin'...
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Re: Wrong Forum!

Postby Coppermine » Tue May 29, 2007 11:03 am

WebHamster wrote:
No spittin', no swearin', no instigatin'...


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Re: Wrong Forum!

Postby StlSluggers » Tue May 29, 2007 11:07 am

WebHamster wrote:
No spittin', no swearin', no instigatin'...

Butthole isn't as funny. B-)
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Re: Wrong Forum!

Postby Coppermine » Tue May 29, 2007 12:03 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
WebHamster wrote:
No spittin', no swearin', no instigatin'...

Butthole isn't as funny. B-)


That's true, but sometimes it is. Like when you're mad or telling a joke like this, butthole doesn't work. But sometimes it's funny to randomly say something like "I've got fantasy baseball skills coming out of my butthole" that would be a humorous over-exaggeration of my skills, which may or may not in this circumstance be spelled with a 'z' in place of the 's.'

Hershey Highway can be humorous too sometimes.
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Re: Wrong Forum!

Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue May 29, 2007 1:17 pm

Coppermine wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:
WebHamster wrote:
No spittin', no swearin', no instigatin'...

Butthole isn't as funny. B-)


That's true, but sometimes it is. Like when you're mad or telling a joke like this, butthole doesn't work. But sometimes it's funny to randomly say something like "I've got fantasy baseball skills coming out of my butthole" that would be a humorous over-exaggeration of my skills, which may or may not in this circumstance be spelled with a 'z' in place of the 's.'

Hershey Highway can be humorous too sometimes.


i agree, butt-hole can be just as funny...so can Stink Star
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Re: Wrong Forum!

Postby Coppermine » Tue May 29, 2007 1:41 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:
WebHamster wrote:
No spittin', no swearin', no instigatin'...

Butthole isn't as funny. B-)


That's true, but sometimes it is. Like when you're mad or telling a joke like this, butthole doesn't work. But sometimes it's funny to randomly say something like "I've got fantasy baseball skills coming out of my butthole" that would be a humorous over-exaggeration of my skills, which may or may not in this circumstance be spelled with a 'z' in place of the 's.'

Hershey Highway can be humorous too sometimes.


i agree, butt-hole can be just as funny...so can Stink Star


Lambskin, you looking for an IBTL competition here? :-b
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Postby Pokeyouindaeye » Tue May 29, 2007 1:49 pm

Weird, all I see are brown eyes.
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Postby Coppermine » Tue May 29, 2007 1:52 pm

Pokeyouindaeye wrote:Weird, all I see are brown eyes.


That's cause someone poked you in da eye.
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Postby Pokeyouindaeye » Tue May 29, 2007 2:14 pm

Coppermine wrote:
Pokeyouindaeye wrote:Weird, all I see are brown eyes.


That's cause someone poked you in da eye.


ba-dum-psh!

He's here 'til Thursday folks!
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