The Lifesaver Study

[StlSluggers]

A Teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.

The children began to say:

"Red............cherry,"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green...lime,"

" Orange .......orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.

After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're ass holes!"

[WebHamster]

No spittin', no swearin', no instigatin'...

[Coppermine]

No spittin', no swearin', no instigatin'...

[StlSluggers]

No spittin', no swearin', no instigatin'...

Butthole isn't as funny.

[Coppermine]

No spittin', no swearin', no instigatin'...

Butthole isn't as funny.

That's true, but sometimes it is. Like when you're mad or telling a joke like this, butthole doesn't work. But sometimes it's funny to randomly say something like "I've got fantasy baseball skills coming out of my butthole" that would be a humorous over-exaggeration of my skills, which may or may not in this circumstance be spelled with a 'z' in place of the 's.'

Hershey Highway can be humorous too sometimes.

[Dan Lambskin]

No spittin', no swearin', no instigatin'...

Butthole isn't as funny.

That's true, but sometimes it is. Like when you're mad or telling a joke like this, butthole doesn't work. But sometimes it's funny to randomly say something like "I've got fantasy baseball skills coming out of my butthole" that would be a humorous over-exaggeration of my skills, which may or may not in this circumstance be spelled with a 'z' in place of the 's.'

Hershey Highway can be humorous too sometimes.

i agree, butt-hole can be just as funny...so can Stink Star

[Coppermine]

No spittin', no swearin', no instigatin'...

Butthole isn't as funny.

That's true, but sometimes it is. Like when you're mad or telling a joke like this, butthole doesn't work. But sometimes it's funny to randomly say something like "I've got fantasy baseball skills coming out of my butthole" that would be a humorous over-exaggeration of my skills, which may or may not in this circumstance be spelled with a 'z' in place of the 's.'

Hershey Highway can be humorous too sometimes.

i agree, butt-hole can be just as funny...so can Stink Star

Lambskin, you looking for an IBTL competition here?

[Pokeyouindaeye]

Weird, all I see are brown eyes.

[Coppermine]

Weird, all I see are brown eyes.

That's cause someone poked you in da eye.

[Pokeyouindaeye]

Weird, all I see are brown eyes.

That's cause someone poked you in da eye.

ba-dum-psh!

He's here 'til Thursday folks!