Help me come up with a team name...

[sixer03fan]

yo guys, i always have a creative name for my team based on the name of one of my players. for example, for basketball my team names were "the mecca to emeka" and "the redd regime." for baseball this year of my team names is "right in the pujols".. you get the point. in one of my leagues, my team name was "legend of troy" after troy glaus, but i just traded him and billy wagner for aramis ramirez and todd jones.

anyway i need to come up with a new team name. here are my players. be original, but try to come up w/ some quality shit here..

my roster:

c. Russell Martin
1b. Paul Konerko
2b. Richie Weeks
3b. Aramis Ramirez
ss. Jose Reyes
of. Alfonso Soriano
of. Lance Berkman
of. Gary Sheffield
u. Travis Hafner
bench. Shane Victorino

sp. Rich Hill
sp. Tim Lincecum
sp. Matt Cain
sp. Oliver Perez
sp. Kelvim Escobar
sp. Boof Bonser
sp. Randy Wolf
sp. Tim Wakefield
sp. Jorge Sosa
sp. Jason Schimdt (DL)
sp. Phil Hughes (DL)

rp. Todd Jones
rp. Brian Fuentes

[Doughhead]

Iron Sheff
Berkmania
To the Victorino Go the Spoils
Reyes of Sunshine
Hungry like Randy Wolf
Cain is Able
Wakefield of Dreams
Konerko and Kompany

[ordinarygenius]

Where's the Boof?

[Snakes Gould]

Get At Me Wolfy!

[Tizzle]

Up Up And Rey-Rey

[JoshExley]

The Holy Schmidts