"So your argument is that if a players name can be altered to make it sound bad then he shouldn't be drafted? In that case I'll also avoid Randy "little" johnson, Albert Poo-Holes, Pedro Fartinez, Magglio Whoredonez, etc.
Thanks for the tip!
Here's why he's WitaSUCK. In the 2001 World Series: 1 1/3 innings pitched 8 earned runs, 10 hits, ERA of 54.0!
2002 World Series: 2 games, 1/3 of an inning pitched, ERA of 54.0!
Wow, sure looks like he can handle pressure. Should make a great closer. Good call skHank.
"I don't need your sympathy, man, I need my Johnson. ... What do you need that for Dude?"