Favorite Quotes

[pokerplaya]

I'm looking for those quotes that just stuck with you for whatever reason...serious, funny, inspirational, whatever...

[Snakes Gould]

VICTORY!!!!!!


(johnny drama - entourage)

[bigh0rt]

From The 40 Year Old Virgin:

Andy: "She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls."

[Pacman]

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. "

John Lennon

[ironman]

"Women. Can’t live with ’em, pass the beer nuts."

-Norm Peterson

[TheRock]

Oh gosh, here's a smattering.

"The whole secret to a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it" - Henry Ford

"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try" - Yoda

"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses" - Elwood Blues

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya

[cordscords]

"Dude you couldnt get a chick if you had a $100 dollar bill hanging out of your zipper."

"This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth."

"Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North" and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace."

[ThatDude]

Here's a handful...



"If any talking animals tell you to buy any tacos or beer, for God's sake do what they say."

"I'm a little overweight due to a genetic disorder that makes fried chicken delicious."

"You better take care of me Lord, cause if you don't, you're gonna have me on your hands."

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding, 'you're making a scene.' "

"Thats what I love about these high school girls....I get older, they stay the same age."

"How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? I want to buy your women...the little girl...your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children!"

[BritSox]

Couple of great Churchill ones:

Woman at party: Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your wine!

WC: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Bessie Braddock: Mr. Churchill, you are DRUNK!
WC: And you, ma'am, are ugly. But in the morning... I shall be sober.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base." - Dave Barry

"I spent most of my money on booze, women and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." -George Best

And a couple on which I'm unsure of the attribution:

"Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found hard, and not tried."

"If two people agree about everything, one of them is unnecessary."

[knapplc]

"Gravity Always Wins" I have no idea who said it first, but it's the Knapp Family Mantra.