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Postby JTWood » Thu May 24, 2007 9:12 am

The BBC to day announced that the English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from " Miffed" to "Peeved."

Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert.......

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose"

The Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.......
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Postby knapplc » Thu May 24, 2007 9:16 am

Those are all funny as all get-out, but that last line was awesome. ;-D
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Postby Madison » Thu May 24, 2007 10:24 am

My favorite line:

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.


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Postby Big Pimpin » Thu May 24, 2007 10:42 am

Madison wrote:My favorite line:

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.


:-b


Mine too. ;-D
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Postby pokerplaya » Thu May 24, 2007 2:37 pm

Nice. :-b
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Postby CheeseBeger » Thu May 24, 2007 5:26 pm

Italy: "Shout Loudly and Excitedly"

I like that
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Postby teddy ballgame » Thu May 24, 2007 6:20 pm

Nice. :-b
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu May 24, 2007 6:28 pm

CheeseBeger wrote:Italy: "Shout Loudly and Excitedly"

I like that


Of course, a red alert in Italy translates into an Italian soccer player diving or feigning injury. :-b

That reminds me of yesterday's Liverpool/AC Milan final when Milan's Filippo Inzaghi was incidentally kicked in the chest or torso with the ball...stood there for 3 seconds, then fell to the ground, rolling around as if he were in pain, trying to induce a red card out of the referee. Good grief. At any rate, I'm glad to see Liverpool lose, as always. :-D

As for that little joke, nice. :-b
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Postby BitterDodgerFan » Thu May 24, 2007 6:32 pm

that's some funny stuff..where'd you get it from?
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Postby Snakes Gould » Thu May 24, 2007 10:45 pm

sounds like the onion to me :-t
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