"The minor leaguers have been Teeing off on him during his warm up."
You can't be serious. It's a warm-up start to build up strength and endurance. On that score, he threw 100+ pitches and was reaching mid-90s velocity. I'm not saying he won't be a bit rusty with his control at first, but to hold a minor-league warm-up start against Clemens is unreasonable. There's no reason to think he won't be a top fantasy SP from this point forward.
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