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by **bigh0rt** » Wed May 23, 2007 10:59 pm

Here's How

This is meant to be taken lightly. Please don't get all uppity and ruin the humor that is the purpose of the thread.

by **Cubsin2100** » Wed May 23, 2007 11:09 pm

Is this a mad lib... like "Become a republican _________ (Fill in the blank?).

Id say, "Become a republican and pet ponies!"

by **CheeseBeger** » Wed May 23, 2007 11:33 pm

"As a Republican, you must love, worship and ignore Jesus. As long as you praise him as the savior, then it doesn't really matter whether you listen to what he says."

"The Armageddon is coming, so who cares?"

lol

I do not claim membership of any party, but this site is so funny because there is so much truth in it.

by **Chrisy Moltisanti** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:22 am

That's put together succinctly. Is it a direct copy from the dark side's files? :-b

by **Lofunzo** » Thu May 24, 2007 2:13 am

Chrisy Moltisanti wrote:That's put together succinctly. Is it a direct copy from the dark side's files?

You're still here??

by **knapplc** » Thu May 24, 2007 9:14 am

CheeseBeger wrote:"As a Republican, you must love, worship and ignore Jesus. As long as you praise him as the savior, then it doesn't really matter whether you listen to what he says."

Often the truth is funnier than a made-up joke. That's sad, but very true.

And funny, in a sad, ironic way. :-/

by **Big Pimpin** » Thu May 24, 2007 10:41 am

Over the past several years, the Republican Party has become something I'm not particularly proud of and, frankly, don't much care for any more. That being said, I didn't find this humorous at all. Maybe it's just me.

by **Coppermine** » Thu May 24, 2007 10:46 am

Big Pimpin wrote:Over the past several years, the Republican Party has become something I'm not particularly proud of and, frankly, don't much care for any more. That being said, I didn't find this humorous at all. Maybe it's just me.

Become Libertarian!

by **Big Pimpin** » Thu May 24, 2007 10:51 am

Coppermine wrote:
Big Pimpin wrote:Over the past several years, the Republican Party has become something I'm not particularly proud of and, frankly, don't much care for any more. That being said, I didn't find this humorous at all. Maybe it's just me.

Become Libertarian!

Done and done. B-)

by **Coppermine** » Thu May 24, 2007 10:52 am

Big Pimpin wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
Big Pimpin wrote:Over the past several years, the Republican Party has become something I'm not particularly proud of and, frankly, don't much care for any more. That being said, I didn't find this humorous at all. Maybe it's just me.

Become Libertarian!

Done and done.

Small government, personal freedom... how can you go wrong? ;-D

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