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Yoda vs. E.T. - who wins in a death match?

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Who wins in a death match?

Poll ended at Wed May 23, 2007 3:47 pm

E.T.
2
6%
Yoda
32
94%
 
Total votes : 34

Postby Snakes Gould » Wed May 23, 2007 5:53 am

byfrcp wrote:E.T. has telekenesis.

So he could basically destroy Yoda by dropping something heavy on him.

Also he can dodge attacks by teleporting I believe.

So E.T. wins.


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Postby Coppermine » Wed May 23, 2007 7:46 am

byfrcp wrote:E.T. has telekenesis.


So does Yoda! Basically, Yoda's saying to E.T., "Anything you can do, I can do better."

Light Saber vs. Glowing Finger - Advantage: Yoda

Flying Bicycles vs. "The Force" - Advantage: Yoda

Funny Looking Alien vs. Funny Looking Alien - Advantage: Tie

Reese's Pieces Eater vs. Jedi Master - Advantage: Yoda

Long Neck vs. Big Ears - Advantage: Yoda

Steven Spielberg vs. George Lucas - Advantage: ET
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Postby theclefe » Wed May 23, 2007 7:56 am

byfrcp wrote:Also he can dodge attacks by teleporting I believe.


ET can teleport? I didn't know that. If that is true, he may have a better chance.
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Postby Yoda » Wed May 23, 2007 8:41 am

If Yoda blinds ET's giant eyes then it's game over.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed May 23, 2007 8:58 am

Mookie4ever wrote:How about ORS vs. Knapple? :-B

That would be the undercard to the ACS vs. Coppermine match though.



Just kidding guys. :*)


i say we run this one with the loser getting banished from GT
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Postby Coppermine » Wed May 23, 2007 9:20 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:How about ORS vs. Knapple? :-B

That would be the undercard to the ACS vs. Coppermine match though.



Just kidding guys. :*)


i say we run this one with the loser getting banished from GT


In that case, there already is a loser }:-) :-b
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed May 23, 2007 11:35 am

knapplc wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:How about ORS vs. Knapple? :-B


Depends on the fight. If it's wrestling I'd take him - I have him on size.

If it's boxing I don't know - if I landed a haymaker I could light him up, but he's one of those tall, fast skinny guys and could just wear me down and then POOF! turn out the lights on me.

If it was a footrace I think Omaha would have time for a beer before I got within sight of the finish line. :-D

If it's tiddlywinks I would totally pwn him. I am the Master of Winks.

Spelling bee? I don't know, but I'm a pretty good speller. I can't seem to remember Omaha having too many spelling errors though. That could end up being a test of endurance.


:-b

I think you'd definitely take me in tiddlywinks. I don't even know what that is. :-B

How about everybody vs. wrevres? O:-) :-b
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Postby knapplc » Wed May 23, 2007 11:52 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
knapplc wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:How about ORS vs. Knapple? :-B


Depends on the fight. If it's wrestling I'd take him - I have him on size.

If it's boxing I don't know - if I landed a haymaker I could light him up, but he's one of those tall, fast skinny guys and could just wear me down and then POOF! turn out the lights on me.

If it was a footrace I think Omaha would have time for a beer before I got within sight of the finish line. :-D

If it's tiddlywinks I would totally pwn him. I am the Master of Winks.

Spelling bee? I don't know, but I'm a pretty good speller. I can't seem to remember Omaha having too many spelling errors though. That could end up being a test of endurance.


:-b

I think you'd definitely take me in tiddlywinks. I don't even know what that is. :-B

How about everybody vs. wrevres? O:-) :-b


I forgot to mention that any brawl between you and I would probably never happen anyway because I'd never make it past your bodyguard. :-D

For those who don't know, Omaha's son is a Ninja. ;-)
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Postby theclefe » Wed May 23, 2007 3:07 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
knapplc wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:How about ORS vs. Knapple? :-B


Depends on the fight. If it's wrestling I'd take him - I have him on size.

If it's boxing I don't know - if I landed a haymaker I could light him up, but he's one of those tall, fast skinny guys and could just wear me down and then POOF! turn out the lights on me.

If it was a footrace I think Omaha would have time for a beer before I got within sight of the finish line. :-D

If it's tiddlywinks I would totally pwn him. I am the Master of Winks.

Spelling bee? I don't know, but I'm a pretty good speller. I can't seem to remember Omaha having too many spelling errors though. That could end up being a test of endurance.


:-b

I think you'd definitely take me in tiddlywinks. I don't even know what that is. :-B

How about everybody vs. wrevres? O:-) :-b


Doesn't that fight occur in every Bonds thread? !+)
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Postby Cubsin2100 » Wed May 23, 2007 11:03 pm

Wow. WOW! WOOOOOW! CHICKEN TENDERS!

This isn't even a question. ET destorys yoda. ET is also cuddlier than yoda.
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