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Yoda vs. E.T. - who wins in a death match?

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Who wins in a death match?

Poll ended at Wed May 23, 2007 3:47 pm

E.T.
2
6%
Yoda
32
94%
 
Total votes : 34

Postby Mookie4ever » Tue May 22, 2007 5:11 pm

Is it the offseason already?

Doesn't this belong on the football side? O:-)

Yoda.
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Postby knapplc » Tue May 22, 2007 5:12 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:Is it the offseason already?

Doesn't this belong on the football side? O:-)

Yoda.


Have you seen the fun Star Wars sigs? I should be sporting mine over here, too.

You should grab a sig and av over there, Mookie! Join the fun! ;-D :-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Tue May 22, 2007 5:13 pm

How about ORS vs. Knapple? :-B

That would be the undercard to the ACS vs. Coppermine match though.



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Postby Mookie4ever » Tue May 22, 2007 5:14 pm

knapplc wrote:You should grab a sig and av over there, Mookie! Join the fun! ;-D :-D


As soon as I get some severe head trauma I'm there. ;-D
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Postby knapplc » Tue May 22, 2007 5:20 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:How about ORS vs. Knapple? :-B


Depends on the fight. If it's wrestling I'd take him - I have him on size.

If it's boxing I don't know - if I landed a haymaker I could light him up, but he's one of those tall, fast skinny guys and could just wear me down and then POOF! turn out the lights on me.

If it was a footrace I think Omaha would have time for a beer before I got within sight of the finish line. :-D

If it's tiddlywinks I would totally pwn him. I am the Master of Winks.

Spelling bee? I don't know, but I'm a pretty good speller. I can't seem to remember Omaha having too many spelling errors though. That could end up being a test of endurance.
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Postby Yoda » Tue May 22, 2007 5:24 pm

It's not even close. The only thing ET can do is levitate random things and connect himself with plants. He can't even form a complete sentence.

He may have been cool in the 80s but now? Yoda is in everything. ET? Nothing.
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Postby jlm53089 » Tue May 22, 2007 10:06 pm

ET would give yoda the finger and then yoda would chop it off....

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Postby theclefe » Tue May 22, 2007 11:41 pm

If it came down to a slap-fight, I think ET would win. He has giant hands compare to Yoda. That said, this is not a slap fight and ET is pretty useless.
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Wed May 23, 2007 2:10 am

E.T.

Seriously?

Someone actually might think there's any chance Yoda might lose to E.T.

Yeah.

Right.
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Postby byfrcp » Wed May 23, 2007 3:27 am

E.T. has telekenesis.

So he could basically destroy Yoda by dropping something heavy on him.

Also he can dodge attacks by teleporting I believe.

So E.T. wins.
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