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Yoda vs. E.T. - who wins in a death match?

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Who wins in a death match?

Poll ended at Wed May 23, 2007 3:47 pm

E.T.
2
6%
Yoda
32
94%
 
Total votes : 34

Yoda vs. E.T. - who wins in a death match?

Postby knapplc » Tue May 22, 2007 3:47 pm

This is just a little one-day poll, just for fun. Who wins the battle, Yoda or E.T.?

Post your reasoning, too. Don't be lame and just say "ET" because we want to know why.
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Postby knapplc » Tue May 22, 2007 3:48 pm

Oh yeah - I voted Yoda. ;-D
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Postby Coppermine » Tue May 22, 2007 3:49 pm

This isn't really a contest, nor a fair fight. Yoda is a Jedi master and E.T. has a glowing finger that may or may not have been up his butt.

It's just not a fair question.
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Postby teddy ballgame » Tue May 22, 2007 3:52 pm

knapplc wrote:Oh yeah - I voted Yoda. ;-D

knapplc wrote:Post your reasoning, too. Don't be lame and just say "ET" because we want to know why.

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Postby knapplc » Tue May 22, 2007 3:57 pm

teddy ballgame wrote:
knapplc wrote:Oh yeah - I voted Yoda. ;-D

knapplc wrote:Post your reasoning, too. Don't be lame and just say "ET" because we want to know why.

:-? :-b

I'm glad someone got that. :-D



I think it might be a contest ONLY because E.T. has that super-healing power. But the fact of the matter is that Yoda is the Jedi Master like Cu said, so I had to vote for the Force over the Finger.
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Postby JTWood » Tue May 22, 2007 4:19 pm

Vote: Lame

Reason: No contest.
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Postby Coppermine » Tue May 22, 2007 4:25 pm

knapplc wrote:
teddy ballgame wrote:
knapplc wrote:Oh yeah - I voted Yoda. ;-D

knapplc wrote:Post your reasoning, too. Don't be lame and just say "ET" because we want to know why.

:-? :-b

I'm glad someone got that. :-D



I think it might be a contest ONLY because E.T. has that super-healing power. But the fact of the matter is that Yoda is the Jedi Master like Cu said, so I had to vote for the Force over the Finger.


ET's healing power didn't work so well on himself until the spaceship came back, at least from what I remember. One slice with a light saber and he's toast.

Plus, when ET gets scared, his neck stretches out making for an easy target. The only advantage I see ET having is probably his flying power... although from my understanding of ET, that may require a bicycle.
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Postby Madison » Tue May 22, 2007 4:26 pm

Yoda. Yoda would kill ET, grill up a steak, eat it, and train a new Jedi before ET had time to do the recovery thing. :*)
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Postby Snakes Gould » Tue May 22, 2007 4:49 pm

if only we had a member named ET here at the cafe. THEN it could be a fair fight.
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Postby knapplc » Tue May 22, 2007 5:00 pm

And for those of you wondering which part of Left Field this came out of, it was this part.

The discussion is buried in the thread a bit, but pops up several times.

I didn't just pull this out of thin air. :-D
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