All-Pirate Team

[fansmash]

The J.J. Hardy thread got me thinking. My next fantasy draft I want to build the All-Pirate Team.

C Russell MAAARRtin (LAD)
1B NomARRR GAAARRciapAARRRRRa (LAD)
2B Erick AybAAARRRR (LAA)
3B AAARRRRRamis Ramirez (CHC)
SS J.J. HAAARRRRdy (MIL)
OF Nick MAAARRRkakis (BAL)
OF CAAAARRRRRlos Beltran (NYM)
OF CAAAARRRRl Crawford (TB)
UT Kevin MillAAAARRR (BAL)

SP Rich HAAAARRden (OAK)
SP Kelvim EscobAAARRRR (LAA)
SP Tony AAAARRRRmas (PIT)
SP Bronson AARRRRoyo (CIN)
SP Chris CAAAAARpenter (STL)

RP David AAAAARRdsma (CHW)

CL Jeremy AccAAAARRRdo (TOR)

Manager: John Kruk (because he looks like a pirate)

any thoughts? Feel free to rate my dream-team.

[teddy ballgame]

[The Jury]

I'd rather have Josh BARRRRRRRRRRRfield at second base in a keeper pirate league.

Very random thread though...

[abc11435]

Just remember, Ninja always >>> Pirates...

[Lordrevolution]

Given that there is a team actually called the "Pirates" in the mlb I don't think this works.

[fansmash]

maybe I will forward this to Dave Littlefield, so he can get things started in Pittsburgh.

[AcidRock23]

Ralph Kinerrrrrgh?

[Pokey]

what about Maaaaarrriano Rivera?

[SweetAurillia]

lol very random indeed

[slomo007]

No AAAAAARMANDO BENITEZ?