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Postby Coppermine » Sun May 13, 2007 10:12 pm

About 20 times tonight, both before and during the Sunday Night Baseball game, Joe Morgon described Gary Sheffield as "the most feared hitter in baseball." Over and over, and over... at least three times I heard the his whole reasoning; that Gary Sheffield always "swings for the fences."

It was a little annoying at first. I thought maybe Joe was developing a sexual crush on Sheffield; but then, around 4th inning of the game, Joe backtracked. He decided that Bonds was the "most feared hitter in baseball." But then he said that Bonds doesn't really count because hitters are so afraid of him they walk him.

So now I'm confused. Who would Joe rather have sex with; Gary or Barry?
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Postby acsguitar » Sun May 13, 2007 10:13 pm

:)

Oh man I'll keep my mouth shut on this one

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Postby CheeseBeger » Sun May 13, 2007 10:17 pm

I'd hit it

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Postby Coppermine » Sun May 13, 2007 10:20 pm

So which do you think Joe Morgan dreams about the most:

Gbarry Shefbonds OR Bgary Bondsfield?
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Postby brock middlebrook » Sun May 13, 2007 10:26 pm

Jack Cust
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Postby Field » Sun May 13, 2007 10:35 pm

Where's that joemorgan poster when you need him? I would like his thoughts on the issue ;-7 . I don't think he's posted in here for a few week though.
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Postby buckwild13 » Sun May 13, 2007 10:51 pm

you guys are sooo retarted...seriously who watches a game on tv that joe morgan is working and NOT have it on mute. if you guys knew what you were doing this wouldnt be an issue....hahaha

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Postby superslugger616 » Sun May 13, 2007 10:53 pm

brock middlebrook wrote:Jack Cust

yeah it's Cust... who's this Bonds guy anyway :-B
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Postby pangbones » Sun May 13, 2007 11:11 pm

Travis Hafner ;-D
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Postby Doughhead » Sun May 13, 2007 11:31 pm

If Joe Morgan didn't repeat himself, he'd only talk for about five minutes of the broadcast and we'd all be better off.
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