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Postby DbacksRback » Sun May 13, 2007 12:02 am

Coppermine wrote:
Yeah, they all went for a swim and then drown because there was no way to get back on the boat. They were probably drunk.


??? ok

A man goes to sleep and turns off all the lights in his house. He wakes up in the middle of the night and a light is still on he turns it off and goes back to bed. He wakes up the next morning and looks out his window and there are dead bodies all over. Why???

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Postby Nberan » Sun May 13, 2007 1:11 am

he is a mortician
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Postby Simulacrum » Sun May 13, 2007 2:04 am

What have I got in my pocket?

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Postby DbacksRback » Sun May 13, 2007 11:15 am

Nberan wrote:he is a mortician


nope, its got something to do with the light (hint)
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun May 13, 2007 12:33 pm

There was a man one night. He started to run straight forward. Then he turned left. Soon after, he turned left again. Then he started running toward home. When he got home there were 2 masked men waiting for him. Who were they?

<The catcher and umpire.>

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Postby DbacksRback » Sun May 13, 2007 6:29 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:There was a man one night. He started to run straight forward. Then he turned left. Soon after, he turned left again. Then he started running toward home. When he got home there were 2 masked men waiting for him. Who were they?

<The catcher and umpire.>

:-D


that is a good one, i heard it a while ago and had me guessing for a while
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Postby DbacksRback » Mon May 14, 2007 12:44 pm

DbacksRback wrote:
A man goes to sleep and turns off all the lights in his house. He wakes up in the middle of the night and a light is still on he turns it off and goes back to bed. He wakes up the next morning and looks out his window and there are dead bodies all over. Why???



Answer to this one...----> Hes in a light house<--------------
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Postby knapplc » Mon May 14, 2007 12:54 pm

Simulacrum wrote:What have I got in my pocket?

(knapplc at least should get that :-b )


Just saw this - it's The One Ring. :-D


How about this one for a riddle:
Thirty white horses on a red hill.
First they champ
Then they stamp
Then they stand still.

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Postby Lofunzo » Mon May 14, 2007 1:05 pm

Teeth?? :-o
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Postby knapplc » Mon May 14, 2007 1:09 pm

Lofunzo wrote:Teeth?? :-o


Very good. ;-D

Next one:
A box without hinges, key or lid
Yet golden treasure inside is hid


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