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Postby kentx12 » Tue May 08, 2007 3:45 pm

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to
find her house ransacked and burglarized. She
telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the
radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the
first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran
out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the
cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I
come home to find all my possessions stolen. I
call the police for help, and what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman"
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Postby Madison » Tue May 08, 2007 3:51 pm

Haha! :-b

Nice one! ;-D
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Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Tue May 08, 2007 5:09 pm

Cute. ;-D :-b
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Postby JTWood » Tue May 08, 2007 5:46 pm

Cute! ;-D
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Postby Snakes Gould » Tue May 08, 2007 7:37 pm

ha nice ;-D
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Postby pokerplaya » Tue May 08, 2007 8:00 pm

Not bad at all... :-D
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Postby mrider » Wed May 09, 2007 4:48 pm

Lol ;-D :-B
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu May 10, 2007 9:39 am

Sheesh. Blind cops. What's next?



Oh, now I get it.
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