Paris Hilton Going to Jail

[Coppermine]

I heard on the radio last night that Al Sharpton has managed to insert himself into this taking the side of the "working class" that he's sure would never get the same treatment Paris received.

Is that guy not totally unbelievable???

I don't understand why people even pay attention to what people like Rosie O'Donnell and Al Sharpton have to say. They have no influence, and the only people who actually care seem to just be the ones who want to talk about how much they suck.

Seriously, when was the last time you heard ANYONE say "Al Sharpton made a good point the other day..."

Yeah, never.

[deerayfan072]

While not about Hilton, this is about Lindsay Lohan, pretty much the same right?

About Lohan from her former bodyguard

Lee Weaver has told of his two years of hell with the stroppy starlet as the News of the World reveals yet more worrying pictures of Lindsay — this time wasted in her squalid bedroom.




Weaver, 48, tells how the 20-year-old Mean Girls star:

ATTACKED a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off.
SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge.
SLASHED her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet".
ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties —
and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.

[Yoda]

While not about Hilton, this is about Lindsay Lohan, pretty much the same right?

About Lohan from her former bodyguard

Lee Weaver has told of his two years of hell with the stroppy starlet as the News of the World reveals yet more worrying pictures of Lindsay — this time wasted in her squalid bedroom.




Weaver, 48, tells how the 20-year-old Mean Girls star:

ATTACKED a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off.
SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge.
SLASHED her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet".
ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties —
and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.

mmm... lesbians...

[The Artful Dodger]

While not about Hilton, this is about Lindsay Lohan, pretty much the same right?

About Lohan from her former bodyguard

Lee Weaver has told of his two years of hell with the stroppy starlet as the News of the World reveals yet more worrying pictures of Lindsay — this time wasted in her squalid bedroom.




Weaver, 48, tells how the 20-year-old Mean Girls star:

ATTACKED a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off.
SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge.
SLASHED her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet".
ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties —
and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.

mmm... lesbians...

Geez, I never thought anyone would take breaking up with Wilmer Valderrama so badly.

[Snakes Gould]

ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties

Vanessa Minnillo? VANESSA MINNILLO????

[TheRock]

I've suddenly become a big Li-Lo fan.

[Coppermine]

http://www.isparisinjailrightnow.com/

[Snakes Gould]

I've suddenly become a big Li-Lo fan.

you're late in the game.

[Coppermine]

Haha Snakes, the new cafe has foiled your plans to force me to use horizontal scroll!

[TheRock]

eh, seen better. Where are the pics/vids of one of her fenzied romps?