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Re: Paris Hilton Going to Jail

Postby ThatDude » Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:12 am

The Artful Dodger wrote: I don't know what's more surprising: Paparazzi desperate for work to follow novelty celebrities to Staples or the fact Paris actually shopped at Staples.


That's easy. Paris shopping at Staples is WAY more surprising.

Paparazzi people chasing around anyone that the tabloids will pay cash money for pictures of doesn't surprise me in the least.


I'm kinda racking my brain trying to think of what she could possibly be buying at a Staples. Maybe she was just confused by a commercial and was looking for one of those "Easy Buttons" to help her get out of going to jail.
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Re: Paris Hilton Going to Jail

Postby sportsaddict » Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:34 am

The Artful Dodger wrote:I'm glad to see that the judge stuck to his guns and sent Paris back to jail. The fact that she contracted an undisclosed sickness is no reason to be sent home. Jail is (should be) unpleasant for those detained, but the point is Paris has to be disciplined like the average person would be. I can understand if she's confined away from the other inmates, as long as she does time in jail, and not under house arrest in her posh Hollywood Hills mansion.

BTW, it looks like it's not just Paris who's not taking the news well:

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2863337?cmpn ... es=2863337

Pretty sad, but thought I'd just share it with you while we're on the subject.

But then again, there are paparazzi who stalk celebrities as they shop at Staples of all places, even if they're flashing their cameras through tinted windows outside. I've seen it with my own eyes. Two weeks ago, at the Staples across the street from work, that's what the droves of paparazzi were doing. Guess who they were taking pictures of? Paris Hilton. I don't know what's more surprising: Paparazzi desperate for work to follow novelty celebrities to Staples or the fact Paris actually shopped at Staples.


:b :b :b

That was the funniest thing I've ever heard- he must have been joking, right? It sounded like he was just trying to be obnoxious, then someone told him to shut up... That is hilarious, thanks for sharing ;D :b
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Re: Paris Hilton Going to Jail

Postby willy-t » Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:00 am

sportsaddict wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:I'm glad to see that the judge stuck to his guns and sent Paris back to jail. The fact that she contracted an undisclosed sickness is no reason to be sent home. Jail is (should be) unpleasant for those detained, but the point is Paris has to be disciplined like the average person would be. I can understand if she's confined away from the other inmates, as long as she does time in jail, and not under house arrest in her posh Hollywood Hills mansion.

BTW, it looks like it's not just Paris who's not taking the news well:

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2863337?cmpn ... es=2863337

Pretty sad, but thought I'd just share it with you while we're on the subject.

But then again, there are paparazzi who stalk celebrities as they shop at Staples of all places, even if they're flashing their cameras through tinted windows outside. I've seen it with my own eyes. Two weeks ago, at the Staples across the street from work, that's what the droves of paparazzi were doing. Guess who they were taking pictures of? Paris Hilton. I don't know what's more surprising: Paparazzi desperate for work to follow novelty celebrities to Staples or the fact Paris actually shopped at Staples.


:b :b :b

That was the funniest thing I've ever heard- he must have been joking, right? It sounded like he was just trying to be obnoxious, then someone told him to shut up... That is hilarious, thanks for sharing ;D :b


agreed, i watched that about 10 times, hilarious.
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Re: Paris Hilton Going to Jail

Postby JTWood » Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:51 am

sportsaddict wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:I'm glad to see that the judge stuck to his guns and sent Paris back to jail. The fact that she contracted an undisclosed sickness is no reason to be sent home. Jail is (should be) unpleasant for those detained, but the point is Paris has to be disciplined like the average person would be. I can understand if she's confined away from the other inmates, as long as she does time in jail, and not under house arrest in her posh Hollywood Hills mansion.

BTW, it looks like it's not just Paris who's not taking the news well:

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2863337?cmpn ... es=2863337

Pretty sad, but thought I'd just share it with you while we're on the subject.

But then again, there are paparazzi who stalk celebrities as they shop at Staples of all places, even if they're flashing their cameras through tinted windows outside. I've seen it with my own eyes. Two weeks ago, at the Staples across the street from work, that's what the droves of paparazzi were doing. Guess who they were taking pictures of? Paris Hilton. I don't know what's more surprising: Paparazzi desperate for work to follow novelty celebrities to Staples or the fact Paris actually shopped at Staples.


:b :b :b

That was the funniest thing I've ever heard- he must have been joking, right? It sounded like he was just trying to be obnoxious, then someone told him to shut up... That is hilarious, thanks for sharing ;D :b

That's Tom Hanks' scream from Turner & Hooch spliced into that clip, right?
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Re: Paris Hilton Going to Jail

Postby TheRock » Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:25 pm

ThatDude wrote:Maybe she was just confused by a commercial and was looking for one of those "Easy Buttons" to help her get out of going to jail.


:D :D :D
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Re: Paris Hilton Going to Jail

Postby Snakes Gould » Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:09 pm

i didnt realize her was her 2nd DUI. i just kept hearing reckless driving and driving with a suspended license. let her rot then >:)
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Re: Paris Hilton Going to Jail

Postby The Artful Dodger » Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:06 pm

TheRock wrote:
ThatDude wrote:Maybe she was just confused by a commercial and was looking for one of those "Easy Buttons" to help her get out of going to jail.


:D :D :D


Ah, now it starts to make a lick of sense. :b
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Re: Paris Hilton Going to Jail

Postby sportsaddict » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:37 pm

I was listening to Fox Sports Radio last night and apparently the guy who screamed in that video was actually planted there by Jimmy Kimmel- simply genius. They made the point on the radio that what's actually more funny are the uptight reporters telling him to shut up like this is some presidential press conference
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Re: Paris Hilton Going to Jail

Postby StlSluggers » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:49 am

I heard on the radio last night that Al Sharpton has managed to insert himself into this taking the side of the "working class" that he's sure would never get the same treatment Paris received.

Is that guy not totally unbelievable??? :t
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Re: Paris Hilton Going to Jail

Postby BitterDodgerFan » Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:55 am

apparently, the hilton family had just donated money to that sheriff's re-election campaign fund so that's probably why he let her out.
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