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Postby JTWood » Sat May 05, 2007 2:27 pm

I'm laughing my butt off... :-b

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Postby sportsaddict » Sat May 05, 2007 3:23 pm

She won't last a day. This is going to be great. She deserves to go to jail too with all the crap she's been pulling lately with her DUIs.

Of course, they are probably sending her to some weak jail and will protect her just because she's a celebrity.
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Postby smoovethug » Sat May 05, 2007 3:41 pm

She does deserve it. Stupid celebrities thinking that they're above it all, serves her right.
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Postby Stejay » Sat May 05, 2007 4:12 pm

She should have got longer.
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Postby sportsaddict » Sat May 05, 2007 4:12 pm

smoovethug wrote:She does deserve it. Stupid celebrities thinking that they're above it all, serves her right.


Funny thing is she hasn't even done anything to gain celebrity status. She's not a movie star, she's not anything... just an extremely rich and privileged girl that everyone loves to follow for some reason. I wonder how she'll fare inside :-b
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Postby thedude » Sat May 05, 2007 4:25 pm

Poor little girl. FIrst she has multiple sex tapes leaked to the public, now this. :-b
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Sat May 05, 2007 5:00 pm

I just hope they don't win the appeal. She deserves far worse, considering she was putting others in danger with her recklessness. Look at what happened to Hancock just a few days ago? Do you really think placing her in jail is a waste of taxpayers money, Mrs. Hilton? Honestly, Paris' mother has no sense of reality based on her comments about this whole thing being a joke. Paris' lawyer isn't too far behind. Ludicrous? What's really ludicrous is that they think she's above the law. Any normal person might have gotten worse and they're complaining that she's getting 45 days? You must be joking. Josh Hancock dies from the same sort of stupidity and they have the balls to call this a joke? I hope she has a life changing experience in there. Perhaps they can lock her up with a bunch of Joan Jett lookalikes who will beat her up just for being a debutante. I'd love to see how she fares when all is said and done.
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Postby RynMan » Sat May 05, 2007 7:52 pm

Haha. Don't drop the soap Paris.


Actually.....drop it. Please drop it.
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Postby HiddenIdentity » Sat May 05, 2007 7:59 pm

thedude wrote:Poor little girl. FIrst she has multiple sex tapes leaked to the public, now this. :-b



For those 45 days it just won't be taped.
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Postby Madison » Sat May 05, 2007 8:46 pm

Her mother and lawyer are idiots :-t . Toss them in jail with her.

Nice to see she will actually do the time for breaking the law though. Kudos to the judge. ;-D
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