Some gems from my team:
Delgado: .196, 1HR
A Gordon: .172, 2HR
EChavez: .248, 3HR -- the ultimate underachiever (along with Blalock, who I just traded)
M Young: .210, 2HR
M Ramirez: .236, 5HR (he's just starting to turn it around)
Plus, don't know if I'm allowed to include Ervin Santana.