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Postby josebach » Thu May 03, 2007 4:25 pm

Coppermine wrote:I'm a big fan of the "porcelain mute" -- While peeing, if you aim for the porcelain inside the toilet instead of the water, it makes a lot less noise. Does everyone do this or am I just weird?


No, I do it also. There's a secondary benefit as well... less splash. Lots of pee can make it's way out of the toilet and onto the floor and your clothes... especially if you're peeing in a urinal. Hitting the porcelain, stops it. :-)
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Postby teddy ballgame » Thu May 03, 2007 4:26 pm

Coppermine wrote:I'm a big fan of the "porcelain mute" -- While peeing, if you aim for the porcelain inside the toilet instead of the water, it makes a lot less noise. Does everyone do this or am I just weird?

You're not weird. ;-D

Well you are, but not for that. }:-) :-b
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Postby Pablo975 » Thu May 03, 2007 5:30 pm

I just want to relay to you all that I do, as a matter of plain fact, have hoes in each of your area codes.

Everyone needs garden untensils! Luda!

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Postby Coppermine » Thu May 03, 2007 5:34 pm

teddy ballgame wrote:
Coppermine wrote:I'm a big fan of the "porcelain mute" -- While peeing, if you aim for the porcelain inside the toilet instead of the water, it makes a lot less noise. Does everyone do this or am I just weird?

You're not weird. ;-D

Well you are, but not for that. }:-) :-b


I'll take it ;-D

Pablo975 wrote:I just want to relay to you all that I do, as a matter of plain fact, have hoes in each of your area codes.

Everyone needs garden untensils! Luda!

:*)


Nice ;-D

According to UrbanDictionary.com

UD wrote:Area Code
The act of pelvic thrusting in one's general direction.

Dude! Man! Don't area code in my general direction!


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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri May 04, 2007 9:32 am

Coppermine wrote:I'm a big fan of the "porcelain mute" -- While peeing, if you aim for the porcelain inside the toilet instead of the water, it makes a lot less noise. Does everyone do this or am I just weird?


i like when bars put ice in the urinals and seeing how much i can melt

i also hate sporting events that have the trough...you know, the giant bathtub with no barriers and like 100 dudes standing around with their junk out. the worst is The Big House (michigan stadium) which is just a bid wall with some water running down it. :-t
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Postby ironman » Fri May 04, 2007 4:25 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Coppermine wrote:I'm a big fan of the "porcelain mute" -- While peeing, if you aim for the porcelain inside the toilet instead of the water, it makes a lot less noise. Does everyone do this or am I just weird?


i like when bars put ice in the urinals and seeing how much i can melt

i also hate sporting events that have the trough...you know, the giant bathtub with no barriers and like 100 dudes standing around with their junk out. the worst is The Big House (michigan stadium) which is just a bid wall with some water running down it. :-t


Wrigley has the troughs. I can also proudly say I've gone #2 at Wrigley on 3 different occasions. I'm not afraid. ;-)

Yeah, that seems like a suitable post for 4000. ;-7
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Postby Pablo975 » Fri May 04, 2007 4:27 pm

That's how you announce 4,000 posts with authority sir. I nod my hat to you......and hold my nose.
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Postby Old_Style » Fri May 04, 2007 4:40 pm

PlayingWithFire wrote:
Simulacrum wrote:You know what we really need is a thread about which letter of the alphabet everyone happens to like best.


Gotta be X man

Reason

It was my nickname for my Jr. year in HS
It's the letter of the unknown
It's the letter of the most used variable
It's mysterious.
It results in good names like Xavier Nady or who can forget
"Scissor me Xerxes!"
The Scientology God is named Xenu, if Ron Hubbard is right, we must hail the X

enough reason?


Don't forget Xena: Warrior Princess.
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Postby byfrcp » Fri May 04, 2007 4:46 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Coppermine wrote:I'm a big fan of the "porcelain mute" -- While peeing, if you aim for the porcelain inside the toilet instead of the water, it makes a lot less noise. Does everyone do this or am I just weird?


i like when bars put ice in the urinals and seeing how much i can melt

i also hate sporting events that have the trough...you know, the giant bathtub with no barriers and like 100 dudes standing around with their junk out. the worst is The Big House (michigan stadium) which is just a bid wall with some water running down it. :-t


Haha yeah my favorite is the drunk guys who like to see how far away they can stand and still get it in :-t
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Postby Old_Style » Fri May 04, 2007 4:56 pm

byfrcp wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
Coppermine wrote:I'm a big fan of the "porcelain mute" -- While peeing, if you aim for the porcelain inside the toilet instead of the water, it makes a lot less noise. Does everyone do this or am I just weird?


i like when bars put ice in the urinals and seeing how much i can melt

i also hate sporting events that have the trough...you know, the giant bathtub with no barriers and like 100 dudes standing around with their junk out. the worst is The Big House (michigan stadium) which is just a bid wall with some water running down it. :-t


Haha yeah my favorite is the drunk guys who like to see how far away they can stand and still get it in :-t


That's the best part of the trough. ;-D ;-D
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