Well, you know what they say. If you can't be the best at something, ... be... the worst?? I dunno I might have made that up. Anyway, I posted that video on fb as well and someone called me the absolute worst human being. I feel like I should embrace it.
In the meantime, I'll try something a little more conventional:duelling hats
If you are still angry, I can only offer kittens. Nobody can stay mad after watching kittens: