OK guys, we need to lighten things up here. It is Demetri Martin who at one time contributed fantastic segments to The Daily Show. The following is one of the funniest stand up comedy routines I have ever seen. Granted, its hilarity is a product of my generation... but if you're aged somewhere around 21-28 (give or take), you may nearly fall out of your chair laughing as I did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUiGGzym ... ed&search=
PS - I highly recommend watching the rest of his routine, easily accessible from the "related" pane on YouTube.
If you're a battery, you're either working or you're dead....