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Postby knapplc » Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:18 am

kimchi_chigae wrote:I hear ya, Sheryl. I'm having a bidet installed at my place next week. :^


Nice Av, Kimchi. :-b ;-D
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Postby Coppermine » Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:50 am

If there is one thing I will not sacrifice, it's toilet paper. There's nothing I hate more than one-ply, but I've gone over this before. I mean, with the one ply, you have to fold it over like 20 times (or make a huge ball if you're a "wadder") before it's even usable.

Also, isn't toilet paper manufactured from plantation trees? I'm sort of a critic when it comes to recycling because I think there are a lot of flaws in how it's carried out (and mandated). Paper is abundant and renewable. If people are concerned about so many trees getting cut down, then talk to Wal-Mart.

Seriously; of all the problems affecting our environment and all the little things that could make a huge difference (using CFL's over incandescents, not driving a Hummer H2, holding in your farts, ;-7 not having 12 kids, etc.) using less toilet paper shouldn't be too high anyone's list.

PS - I want one of those Japanese toilets with the built in bidet's.

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Postby decoy562 » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:55 am

I think you're supposed to push one finger through that one piece of toilet paper and proceed to clean...

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Postby CheeseBeger » Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:58 pm

I say we save all of the toilet paper and just have a community wet-rag-on-a-stick.
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Postby teddy ballgame » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:01 pm

Madison wrote:
teddy ballgame wrote:
Madison wrote:
thedude wrote:I love how celebs always have an opinion on issues that are none of their affair.


Celebs don't use toilet paper? 8-o

How do you get that from what he said?


Pretty straightforward actually. :-o

She had an opinion on how much toilet paper one should use. Dude said it was an issue that was "none of their affair", so that would lead one to believe that she must not use toilet paper. Since he used "celebs" instead of her, sub that in and there you go.

Next up class, 2+2=4. It really does add up. ;-D

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Of course, I'm sure he meant that it is/was none of her business how much toilet paper someone else uses, it just read funny so I thought I'd point it out. Relax man, nothing to cause a problem over. ;-)

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Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:01 am

Coppermine wrote:If there is one thing I will not sacrifice, it's toilet paper. There's nothing I hate more than one-ply, but I've gone over this before. I mean, with the one ply, you have to fold it over like 20 times (or make a huge ball if you're a "wadder") before it's even usable.

Also, isn't toilet paper manufactured from plantation trees? I'm sort of a critic when it comes to recycling because I think there are a lot of flaws in how it's carried out (and mandated). Paper is abundant and renewable. If people are concerned about so many trees getting cut down, then talk to Wal-Mart.

Seriously; of all the problems affecting our environment and all the little things that could make a huge difference (using CFL's over incandescents, not driving a Hummer H2, holding in your farts, ;-7 not having 12 kids, etc.) using less toilet paper shouldn't be too high anyone's list.

PS - I want one of those Japanese toilets with the built in bidet's.

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they had those when i visited there for work...i accidentally hit that button...i didnt like it :-o

oh...Sheryl should just use her Grammy's...that's about what they're good for anyway
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Postby dca5627 » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:40 pm

One square? that must be a joke.. at least 3 squares are ideal.. jeez... why dont we just start using leaves
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Postby Coppermine » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:20 pm

I'm guessing she meant this for women going number 1?
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