Sheryl Can't Spare A Square

[knapplc]

I hear ya, Sheryl. I'm having a bidet installed at my place next week.

Nice Av, Kimchi.

[Coppermine]

If there is one thing I will not sacrifice, it's toilet paper. There's nothing I hate more than one-ply, but I've gone over this before. I mean, with the one ply, you have to fold it over like 20 times (or make a huge ball if you're a "wadder") before it's even usable.

Also, isn't toilet paper manufactured from plantation trees? I'm sort of a critic when it comes to recycling because I think there are a lot of flaws in how it's carried out (and mandated). Paper is abundant and renewable. If people are concerned about so many trees getting cut down, then talk to Wal-Mart.

Seriously; of all the problems affecting our environment and all the little things that could make a huge difference (using CFL's over incandescents, not driving a Hummer H2, holding in your farts, not having 12 kids, etc.) using less toilet paper shouldn't be too high anyone's list.

PS - I want one of those Japanese toilets with the built in bidet's.



Yeeeeeeee haaaa!

[decoy562]

I think you're supposed to push one finger through that one piece of toilet paper and proceed to clean...

[CheeseBeger]

I say we save all of the toilet paper and just have a community wet-rag-on-a-stick.

[teddy ballgame]

I love how celebs always have an opinion on issues that are none of their affair.

Celebs don't use toilet paper?

How do you get that from what he said?

Pretty straightforward actually.

She had an opinion on how much toilet paper one should use. Dude said it was an issue that was "none of their affair", so that would lead one to believe that she must not use toilet paper. Since he used "celebs" instead of her, sub that in and there you go.

Next up class, 2+2=4. It really does add up.




Of course, I'm sure he meant that it is/was none of her business how much toilet paper someone else uses, it just read funny so I thought I'd point it out. Relax man, nothing to cause a problem over.

Whatever you say.

[Dan Lambskin]

If there is one thing I will not sacrifice, it's toilet paper. There's nothing I hate more than one-ply, but I've gone over this before. I mean, with the one ply, you have to fold it over like 20 times (or make a huge ball if you're a "wadder") before it's even usable.

Also, isn't toilet paper manufactured from plantation trees? I'm sort of a critic when it comes to recycling because I think there are a lot of flaws in how it's carried out (and mandated). Paper is abundant and renewable. If people are concerned about so many trees getting cut down, then talk to Wal-Mart.

Seriously; of all the problems affecting our environment and all the little things that could make a huge difference (using CFL's over incandescents, not driving a Hummer H2, holding in your farts, not having 12 kids, etc.) using less toilet paper shouldn't be too high anyone's list.

PS - I want one of those Japanese toilets with the built in bidet's.



Yeeeeeeee haaaa!

they had those when i visited there for work...i accidentally hit that button...i didnt like it

oh...Sheryl should just use her Grammy's...that's about what they're good for anyway

[dca5627]

One square? that must be a joke.. at least 3 squares are ideal.. jeez... why dont we just start using leaves

[Coppermine]

I'm guessing she meant this for women going number 1?