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Sheryl Can't Spare A Square

Postby Old_Style » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:37 pm

http://www.playfuls.com/news_00003093_S ... Paper.html

Earth Day was the perfect opportunity for American singer, Sheryl Crow, to remind people about her solution of saving the planet, suggesting a restriction of the toilet paper amount we use.

She proposed a use of "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".


Has it really come down to this?
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:40 pm

Why not save the overhead and use your hand like in the olden days? Or maybe grab a handful of leaves on your way into the office each morning. :-B
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Re: Sheryl Can't Spare A Square

Postby Madison » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:45 pm

Old_Style wrote:http://www.playfuls.com/news_00003093_S ... Paper.html

Earth Day was the perfect opportunity for American singer, Sheryl Crow, to remind people about her solution of saving the planet, suggesting a restriction of the toilet paper amount we use.

She proposed a use of "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".


Has it really come down to this?


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Postby pokerplaya » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:11 pm

Wow...I'm all for protecting the environment, but this is ridiculous....

Sorry, I'll use however many squares is necessary to clean myself... :-b
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:18 pm

Where's Cu when you need him? :-B
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Postby Snakes Gould » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:26 pm

1 square???? impossible. maybe she was speaking just to women?
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Postby AcidRock23 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:30 pm

She has a bidet [ed, I never would have expected to type that word here...or anywhere else really...] for when she downs a greasy burrito...*urph*.... :-t to squarism...
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Postby knapplc » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:39 pm

Snakes Gould wrote:1 square???? impossible. maybe she was speaking just to women?


That has to be it. There's no way she knows what goes on in the Men's Room with a comment like that. :-o !+)
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Postby teddy ballgame » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:56 pm

She must have meant for #1 for women. I mean, 1 square? Not possible.
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:09 pm

Now, now... this is the woman Lance Armstrong left his wife of five years and mother of his three children who helped him through his cancer for... shouldn't we be cutting her some slack? :-b
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