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Postby kentx12 » Thu Jan 08, 2004 10:28 pm

Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.


They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.


The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.


The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"


Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole."
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Postby Swinger » Thu Jan 08, 2004 11:32 pm

;-)
This joke was posted in this board not long ago..
Wouldn't call it that cute, though.
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Postby Lofunzo » Fri Jan 09, 2004 1:08 am

Of course, the team names are interchangeable. ;-)
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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Fri Jan 09, 2004 1:09 am

Except for the last team name. The joke wouldn't make sense without the Yankee part.
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Postby Lofunzo » Fri Jan 09, 2004 1:11 am

Absolutely Adequate wrote:Except for the last team name. The joke wouldn't make sense without the Yankee part.


I would have no problem if it was the Red Sox or the Mets in the last part. :-D
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Postby Los Angeles Cubs » Fri Jan 09, 2004 2:22 am

Or Cardinal hat.....to me that is }:-)
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:33 am

Los Angeles Cubs wrote:Or Cardinal hat.....to me that is }:-)


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LMAO....nice one Kent..... :-D
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Postby Rage » Fri Jan 09, 2004 8:21 pm

Very true, sorry you New Yorkers ;-)
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Postby denvermax » Fri Jan 09, 2004 10:37 pm

good joke, very true ;-)
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Postby Pedantic » Fri Jan 09, 2004 11:45 pm

Funny...if somewhat morbid. Definitely not cute. *shakes head* ;-)
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