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Postby pokerplaya » Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:03 am

CadensDad wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-IaFOzLkh4&NR=1


This one is better, that dumb chick is yelling all up in that dudes face


Wow..... :-b
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Postby TheRock » Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:44 am

I guess I don't watch Maury, didn't know he was so... well, Springer.

These have got to be setups don't they? Are there really women out there that sleep around so much they have no idea which of these 11 or more men are their baby's daddy? Are there really men (for lack of a better term) out there so shallow and self-absorbed they'll openly rejoice that they've been absolved from any responsibility, with no regard for a life they possibly helped create and a woman they once pretended to care about? Don't answer that second one, I know the answer. :-/
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Postby knapplc » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:41 am

TheRock wrote:I guess I don't watch Maury, didn't know he was so... well, Springer.

These have got to be setups don't they? Are there really women out there that sleep around so much they have no idea which of these 11 or more men are their baby's daddy? Are there really men (for lack of a better term) out there so shallow and self-absorbed they'll openly rejoice that they've been absolved from any responsibility, with no regard for a life they possibly helped create and a woman they once pretended to care about? Don't answer that second one, I know the answer. :-/


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Postby Coppermine » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:18 am

TheRock wrote:I guess I don't watch Maury, didn't know he was so... well, Springer.

These have got to be setups don't they? Are there really women out there that sleep around so much they have no idea which of these 11 or more men are their baby's daddy? Are there really men (for lack of a better term) out there so shallow and self-absorbed they'll openly rejoice that they've been absolved from any responsibility, with no regard for a life they possibly helped create and a woman they once pretended to care about? Don't answer that second one, I know the answer. :-/


The short answer is: absolutely

The long answer is: we might as well make fun of it rather than get caught up in the pathetic nature of it.
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Postby ironman » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:30 am

Coppermine wrote:
TheRock wrote:I guess I don't watch Maury, didn't know he was so... well, Springer.

These have got to be setups don't they? Are there really women out there that sleep around so much they have no idea which of these 11 or more men are their baby's daddy? Are there really men (for lack of a better term) out there so shallow and self-absorbed they'll openly rejoice that they've been absolved from any responsibility, with no regard for a life they possibly helped create and a woman they once pretended to care about? Don't answer that second one, I know the answer. :-/


The short answer is: absolutely

The long answer is: we might as well make fun of it rather than get caught up in the pathetic nature of it.


While it's funny, it's also sad that we've grown to be entertained by these morons' complete lack of responsibility.

These people must've had abstinence-only education. ;-7
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Postby Madison » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:49 am

Those are great. :-b Not the dances and not the celebration, but the sheer look of horror from the chicks who falsely accuse someone, try to ruin a guy's life by pinning a kid on them that isn't his, then have it shoved back in her face with proof that she is wrong, she has to face the consequences of her actions, and she's just another tramp in the world! :-b ;-D
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Postby ironman » Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:40 am

Madison wrote:Those are great. :-b Not the dances and not the celebration, but the sheer look of horror from the chicks who falsely accuse someone, try to ruin a guy's life by pinning a kid on them that isn't his, then have it shoved back in her face with proof that she is wrong, she has to face the consequences of her actions, and she's just another tramp in the world! :-b ;-D


Yeah, but I'm sure the dudes sleeping with these chicks aren't exactly winners either. That dude was probably dancing because he wouldn't have a 5th kid to dodge child support on.
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Postby pokerplaya » Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:59 am

ironman wrote:
Madison wrote:Those are great. :-b Not the dances and not the celebration, but the sheer look of horror from the chicks who falsely accuse someone, try to ruin a guy's life by pinning a kid on them that isn't his, then have it shoved back in her face with proof that she is wrong, she has to face the consequences of her actions, and she's just another tramp in the world! :-b ;-D


Yeah, but I'm sure the dudes sleeping with these chicks aren't exactly winners either. That dude was probably dancing because he wouldn't have a 5th kid to dodge child support on.


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Postby thedude » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:07 am

I love the crowd, They all stand up and cheer when they test comes back negative, while Maury goes and pretends to care.
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Postby nsulham » Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:49 am

I like the way you move indeed...
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