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Postby BGbootha » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:52 pm

The Power of Beer


A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and
informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs.
The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as
well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad
takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar
patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in
disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then
bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink
again. The patrons chant "Take another drink !" The bartender
continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two
arms pop out.

The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to
drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another
drink!!" The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to
polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the
amazing scene.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches
down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two
legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy
stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to
the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs
over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says,






















(Wait for it)











(It's coming)











(Ya ready?)











(Don't hate me)











(Ya gonna hate me)











(Take a deep breath)











"He should've quit while he was a head!"
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Postby Madison » Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:31 pm

:*)

Man, that's horrible. :-b
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Stejay » Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:40 pm

Funny man. Sick, but funny. ;-D + X-I
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Postby pokerplaya » Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:47 pm

Good stuff... :-b
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Postby thedude » Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:53 pm

:-b
"I do not think baseball of today is any better than it was 30 years ago... I still think Radbourne is the greatest of the pitchers." John Sullivan 1914-Old athletes never change.
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Postby GiantsFan14 » Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:20 pm

shouldnt there have been one more plop?
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Postby LukeW9027 » Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:50 pm

Haha! Thats hilarious. ;-D
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Postby teddy ballgame » Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:59 pm

GiantsFan14 wrote:shouldnt there have been one more plop?
:-D

That's what I thought the joke was gonna be too.
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Postby blankman » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:33 am

teddy ballgame wrote:
GiantsFan14 wrote:shouldnt there have been one more plop?
:-D

That's what I thought the joke was gonna be too.


Same here.

I figured he'd end up overdoing it and end up with two or something :-°
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:17 am

I got a better joke:


What's worse than a worm in your apple?


Give up?














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