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Postby Coppermine » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:32 pm

JTWood wrote:
SeaWolf wrote:The next question is, when will they be able to help a gay man create an egg?

Creating an egg isn't the problem for men.

Wear are you going to put the baby for 9 months, and how are you going to have it removed from your body?

Ever think about that? }:-)


They could figure out how to have men lay an egg.
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Postby citybirds27 » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:53 pm

JTWood wrote:So let me get this straight:

Women in America will soon be able to conceive only daughters.

China has too many boys because they kill their daughters when they're born.

:-?

I smell yet another free trade opportunity! God bless Capitalism!!

:-D


Or inter-breeding :-b
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Postby Simulacrum » Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:33 pm

Disgusting... just the two words together "female sperm" make me feel uncomfortable and icky..... :-P
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Postby Coppermine » Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:08 pm

Simulacrum wrote:Disgusting... just the two words together "female sperm" make me feel uncomfortable and icky..... :-P


I think it would be worse if they called it "vaginal sperm."

Now THAT would make me uncomfortable.
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Postby Doughhead » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:20 pm

theclefe wrote:This is only the beginning. Once women realize they have no need for men, they will wipe us out Star Trek style. The entire planet will be filled with women, and men will serve as jar-opening slaves until we are ultimately extinct.


So much for the Cafe--and maybe fantasy baseball in general...there goes my reason for living.

Coppermine wrote:They could figure out how to have men lay an egg.


There's an image for ya. :-P
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Postby Coppermine » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:43 pm

Doughhead wrote:
Coppermine wrote:They could figure out how to have men lay an egg.


There's an image for ya. :-P


Quick! Name the only mammal that lays an egg...
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Postby citybirds27 » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:59 pm

platypus.. not exactly quick (3 hours) :-b but first time i looked at it
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Postby shmolex » Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:33 am

JTWood wrote:
SeaWolf wrote:The next question is, when will they be able to help a gay man create an egg?

Creating an egg isn't the problem for men.

Wear are you going to put the baby for 9 months, and how are you going to have it removed from your body?

Ever think about that? }:-)


that's easy. Get schwarzenegger to do it. :-b

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Postby Coppermine » Sun Apr 15, 2007 12:52 am

citybirds27 wrote:platypus.. not exactly quick (3 hours) :-b but first time i looked at it


Yeah, it's also the only mammal with a venomous sting. Yikes!
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Postby sportsaddict » Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:35 am

shmolex wrote:
JTWood wrote:
SeaWolf wrote:The next question is, when will they be able to help a gay man create an egg?

Creating an egg isn't the problem for men.

Wear are you going to put the baby for 9 months, and how are you going to have it removed from your body?

Ever think about that? }:-)


that's easy. Get schwarzenegger to do it. :-b


I'm sure someone could think of something. They are thinking of everything these days, and plus, getting a man to give birth to a baby doesn't seem that far-fetched, does it? :-D
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