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by **JTWood** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:58 pm

So let me get this straight:

Women in America will soon be able to conceive only daughters.

China has too many boys because they kill their daughters when they're born.

:-?

I smell yet another free trade opportunity! God bless Capitalism!!

:-D

by **Fantasy_Cafe_Prince** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:01 pm

Coppermine wrote:
Fantasy_Cafe_Prince wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
Fantasy_Cafe_Prince wrote:
Coppermine wrote:Whoa... it's like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park!

Except these women didn't land on a tree and get stuck in sap. And they won't spawn dinosaurs on some island somewhere. And they won't kill you. And they won't eat Newman. And they won't roar.

I think all of those things are arguably feasible.

You're silly. I love that

OK, before you can be initiated and become a part of the General Talk community, you must post boobies in the hot chicks thread.

Chop chop

Done and done, sugar. ;-D

by **Dan Lambskin** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:09 am

how would they implant each other? would they slather it on and just kind of...scissor... and whoever gets the baby gets it ;-7

by **StlSluggers** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:12 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:how would they implant each other? would they slather it on and just kind of...scissor... and whoever gets the baby gets it

Well, the sperm would come from the DNA of one of them. I'm pretty sure that person wouldn't want to asexually reproduce, since that would be about a million times more dangerous than incest.

So no scissoring... :-D

by **theclefe** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:45 pm

This is only the beginning. Once women realize they have no need for men, they will wipe us out Star Trek style. The entire planet will be filled with women, and men will serve as jar-opening slaves until we are ultimately extinct.

by **knapplc** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:50 pm

theclefe wrote:This is only the beginning. Once women realize they have no need for men, they will wipe us out Star Trek style. The entire planet will be filled with women, and men will serve as jar-opening slaves until we are ultimately extinct.

This was also the plot of The Queen of the Damned by Anne Rice.

I'm keeping an eye on my wife. :-o

by **luckygehrig** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:58 pm

This whole thing is kinda weird.

StlSluggers wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:how would they implant each other? would they slather it on and just kind of...scissor... and whoever gets the baby gets it

Well, the sperm would come from the DNA of one of them. I'm pretty sure that person wouldn't want to asexually reproduce, since that would be about a million times more dangerous than incest.

So no scissoring...

And I'd imagine they would each get pregnant off the others "sperm." Although I'm still weirded out by this whole concept.

by **SeaWolf** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:10 pm

The next question is, when will they be able to help a gay man create an egg?

by **CubsFan7724** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:20 am

This is so ridiculous against nature that it is sickening :-P

by **JTWood** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:45 am

SeaWolf wrote:The next question is, when will they be able to help a gay man create an egg?

Creating an egg isn't the problem for men.

Wear are you going to put the baby for 9 months, and how are you going to have it removed from your body?

Ever think about that? }:-)

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