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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:19 pm

Madison wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:Wanna hear a joke I just made up?

"So, Marzia Prince walks into a bar. Bartender says 'so why the long face?'"


Don't you have a girlfriend with two belly buttons to go bother or something?



;-) :-D


Not anymore. Now I'm dating a girl with just one.

Good memory, by the way.
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Postby Madison » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:14 am

Absolutely Adequate wrote:
Madison wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:Wanna hear a joke I just made up?

"So, Marzia Prince walks into a bar. Bartender says 'so why the long face?'"


Don't you have a girlfriend with two belly buttons to go bother or something?



;-) :-D


Not anymore. Now I'm dating a girl with just one.

Good memory, by the way.


Well at least glad to hear you're dating. ;-D

Truth be told, it wasn't too hard to remember that one, but thanks for the compliment. :-D ;-D
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Postby Tukka » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:42 am

Cuthbert over that? HA! No way, no way at all. B-)

Yep, I saw those pictures, and I'll take Cuthbert over that in a heartbeat.

Marzia just looks kind of weird to me. I don't think her face is particularly beautiful and it's definitely not cute. She doesn't look very soft ... too much muscle and bone. Not necessarily a bad thing, and I've seen some women who have muscle definition that looks nice, but on Marzia it's just not working for me. She's also too lanky/tall. Again, some guys are into that, personally I prefer them on the petite side. Legs don't have to be long to be beautiful. Her breasts, well ... they don't have the right size/shape to really cover her chest (or else her swimsuit is stretching them farther apart than would be the case were she in the nude -- not a flattering look IMO) nor are they of the small and delightfully perky variety (though smaller breasts probably look right on her frame either). I mean, any breasts are good breasts, but I've seen a lot better. :)

Don't get me wrong, she's not bad looking, just not my cup of tea. I can see how someone with different taste would totally dig her, though I can just as easily see how someone might shrug their shoulders. Goes back to the old saying about it being in the eye of the beholder I guess.

[update: minor edits, my eyes are all going all bleary close to bedtime.]
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Postby SeaWolf » Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:46 am

Tukka wrote:
Cuthbert over that? HA! No way, no way at all. B-)

Yep, I saw those pictures, and I'll take Cuthbert over that in a heartbeat.

Marzia just looks kind of weird to me. I don't think her face is particularly beautiful and it's definitely not cute. She doesn't look very soft ... too much muscle and bone. Not necessarily a bad thing, and I've seen some women who have muscle definition that looks nice, but on Marzia it's just not working for me. She's also too lanky/tall. Again, some guys are into that, personally I prefer them on the petite side. Legs don't have to be long to be beautiful. Her breasts aren't situated very flatteringly in those pictures ... they don't have the right size/shape to really cover her chest (or else her swimsuit is stretching them farther apart than would be the case were she in the nude -- not a flattering look IMO) nor are they of the small and delightfully perky variety (though smaller breasts probably look right on her frame either).

Don't get me wrong, she's not bad looking, just not my cup of tea. I can see how someone with different taste would totally dig her, though I can just as easily see how someone might shrug their shoulders. Goes back to the old saying about it being in the eye of the beholder I guess.


Cuthbert is nice but Prince is :-L
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Postby CadensDad » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:35 am

Thats pretty cool
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Postby SeaWolf » Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:52 am

Reminder, all entries need to be in by 6:30am PST Thursday 4/12. That's less than 8 hours.
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Postby SeaWolf » Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:43 am

Round 1 ended this morning. I only missed 7. The one that kills the most is I had Beckensale in my final four. :~(


Round 1

Gold Medal Region
Ivanka Trump def Sarah Silverman 43-8
Gisele Bundchen def Natalie Gulbis 40-10
Former Miss USA def Former Miss Nevada 35-24
Eva Longoria def Adriana Lima 37-11
Evangeline Lilly def Elisha Cuthbert 39-27
Angelina Jolie def Rachel McAdams 38-25
Halle Berry def Kelly Brook 43-25
Ali Larter def Kate Winslet 45-23

Good Call Region
Maria Sharapova def Jenny McCarthy 39-19
Anna Kournikova def Penelope Cruz 44-18
Salma Hayek def Paris Hilton 37-29
Jessica Biel def Teri Hatcher 37-20
Charlize Theron def Lindsay Lohan 38-28
Stacy Keibler def Jaime Pressly 48-21
Beyonce Knowles def Nikki Cox 34-27
Marisa Miller def Sienna Miller 47-20

Great Taste Region
Kim Kardashian def Vanessa Minnillo 31-30
Jessica Alba def Britney Spears 35-16
Brooke Hogan def Antonella Barba 29-28
Jennifer Love-Hewitt def Shakira 40-18
Jennifer Garner def Kate Hudson 40-18
Jessica Simpson def Nelly Furtado 47-25
Carrie Underwood def Erin Andrews 44-23
Maria Menounos def Anne Hathaway 38-34

Less Filling Region
Eva Mendes def Kate Beckinsale 37-21
Elin Nordegren def Mandy Moore 43-21
Christina Aguilera def Rachel Bilson 32-27
Jennifer Aniston def Bridget Moynahan 39-18
Scarlett Johansson def Tricia Helfer 36-29
Keira Knightley def Katherine Heigl 35-30
Anna Nicole Smith def Helen Mirren 38-29
Molly Simms def Reese Witherspoon 35-32
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Postby SeaWolf » Wed May 02, 2007 3:08 am

Here is your elite eight

Eva Longoria vs Angelina Jolie

Maria Sharapova vs Stacy Keibler

Jessica Alba vs Jessica Simpson

Elin Nordegren vs Scarlett Johansson


I haven't done that bad. My only mistake was picking Beckensale over Nordegren.
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Postby SeaWolf » Thu May 03, 2007 10:43 pm

The Final Four is set.

Eva Longoria vs Maria Sharapova

Jessica Alba vs Elin Nordegren


Sharapova beat Keibler? WOW!

The results for the Elite Eight took me out of any chance of winning this thing. :,-(

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Postby teddy ballgame » Thu May 03, 2007 10:53 pm

How the hell is Sharapova still in it? 8-o
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