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Postby kentx12 » Sun Dec 21, 2003 8:02 pm

BODY MEETING
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>
>All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
>the one in charge.
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>
>"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's
>systems, so without me nothing would happen".
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>
>"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
>over so without me you'd all waste away."
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>
>"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give
>all of you energy."
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>
>"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever
>it needs to go."
>
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>"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see
>where it goes."
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>"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste
>removal."
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>
>All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a
>huff, he shut down tight.
>
>
>Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
>bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
>They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
>
>
>The Moral of the story?
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>
>The asshole is usually in charge.
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Postby bell » Sun Dec 21, 2003 9:25 pm

:-b ;-D ;-D
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Postby wrveres » Sun Dec 21, 2003 9:39 pm

Image

lol
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Sun Dec 21, 2003 9:59 pm

nice..real funny-

:-D
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yay! sox win!!!
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Postby Madison » Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:39 am

Lmao! :-D
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:36 pm

LMAO.... :-b
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