Joe Beimel - R - Pittsburgh Pirates Dec 19
Pirates agreed to terms with LHP Joe Beimel on a one-year contract.
Beimel, 26, had a 5.05 ERA in 69 relief appearances for the Pirates last season. That really does seem to be his level of ability.
If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom,' but nobody beats me.
Leo Durocher, Brooklyn Dodgers Manager